I know lots of you guys are going to say, “Ugh, what the f-ck is up with the silly jumpsuit,” but I’m here to hold up a big “Do Not Enter” sign in front of this photo to deflect all criticism. Because I LOVE THE JUMPSUIT. Oh my God I love it so much. I love the hair, I love the jumpsuit, I love the jumpsuit with the hair … there’s really nothing at all wrong with this entire ensemble, and while some of you are going to think, “Har har, there goes silly bitch Sarah’s scathing sarcasm again,” I’ve gotta tell you something—your radar is off today, folks, because I’m being totally genuine. I love this look and I envy the fact that Miley can pull it off.
Something that actually *does* fill me with a certain level of concern, however? The positively frightening photo that she Tweeted yesterday afternoon, and I’m not going to even ruin it by saying ‘unicorn’:
Honestly, I think our resident unicorn-lover, Emily, would even be put off by this, because damn. That’s just scary.
Let’s stick to the cutesy, flattering, 70’s jumpsuits, shall we, Miley, and leave the horse (right, sorry: unicorn) heads to the mob movies, OK?
The flares look a bit weird, wonky, but I think a good seamstress could sort that out. I really like Miley’s style, I don’t get the hate.
That’s a nasty ringworm.
LOLOLOL
Too bad the ridiculous tattoos keep showing in the pictures. Just too trashy and not very strategically placed.
wow that’s a lot of fabric! good for you, miley! (more than she has worn in the last few weeks combined)
For a young couple in love and engaged they sure don’t act like it. I understand that paparazzi follow them everywhere, but when I was her age my boyfriend and I were attached to each others hips and held hands all the time.
If I were dating Liam, I’d definitely be holding more than his hand.
LOVE it! Anthropologie Sharlene Halter Jumpsuit $138 bucks.
They look GREAT and they’re cheap!
Are you kidding me? Now you’re talking—I LOVE Anthropologie. It’s my favorite store of all time.
GIRL NO. That unicorn head is going to give me nightmares tonight, it’s so terrifying.
such a stoner.
Hipsters…..
P. S. she’s so darn skinny her CROTCH is sticking out.