Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Tiger Woods daydreams about whores. [The Superficial]

Matthew McConaughey had a stroke, that’s the only thing that can explain this. [Lainey Gossip]

Chris Brown and Drake get clubs shut down. [Starpulse]

Kelly Clarkson looks unbelievable. [ICYDK]

Amy Poehler answers strange questions from Tumblr users. [INFDaily]

Yes, there is a worst part to ‘Magic Mike‘ (aside from, you know, all of it). [Huff Po]

Prince Harry and Kate Middleton are using one another. [CDL]

PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr’s face looks … off. [Celebslam]

Amber Heard dumped her girlfriend. You know what that means. [Cele|bitchy]

Casper Smart’s gigantor penis revealed. [Celebrity Rant]

How Paula Deen lost thirty pounds. [Hollywood Backwash]

Hotness: Hunter Parrish. [theBERRY]

PHOTOS: Pink gave birth to really bad fashion sense, too. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Miley is definitely getting married this weekend. DETAILS. [IDLYITW]

Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now. [Lainey Gossip]

Duchess Kate’s hair costs HOW MUCH? [Cele|bitchy]

Blake Lively freaks out. [Socialite Life]

Don’t mess with Paris Hilton. [The Superficial]