Oh, what’s that? You didn’t know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it’s my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness.
From Us magazine:
At the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday, electronic music junkie Paris Hilton took to the decks for her debut DJ appearance.
Dressed in a sexy black embellished bodysuit complete with matching gloves and thigh-high stockings designed by The Blondes, she started off her set with mashups of well-known hits including Rihanna’s “We Found Love,” Deadmau5′s “Some Chords” and Avicii’s “Levels.”
Despite getting slammed for her set over Twitter and booed during her on-stage appearance, there’s no doubt that Hilton, 31, learned how to spin like a pro from her longtime friend Afrojack, a Dutch music producer and DJ known for his hits “Take Over Control” and Pitbull’s “Give Me Everything” featuring Ne-Yo and Nayer.
Oh boy. Isn’t all that just great? But wait! It gets better! I have stuff for you that’s sure to redeem me! Here’s an official photo of Paris Hilton DEEJAYING:
I know, my friends. I know. That was bad. Which is why I’m going to give you ANOTHER:
I’m … I just … I have no words. None.