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Here’s the List of Winners for the 2012 Critics’ Choice TV Awards!

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And hey! Guess who doesn’t really watch all that much television, so has no discernible opinion on any of the shows who won! WHEE! That’d be this girl! Without any further ado or fanfare, here’s the list:

Best Drama Series – Homeland

Best Actor in a Drama Series – Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Best Actress in a Drama Series – Claire Danes, Homeland

Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series – Giancarlo Esposito, Breaking Bad

Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series – Christina Hendricks, Mad Men

Best Guest Performer in a Drama Series – Lucy Liu, Southland

Best Reality Series – Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

Best Reality Series Competition – The Voice

Best Reality Show Host – Tie between Dancing With the Stars’ Tom Bergeron and So You Think You Can Dance’s Cat Deely

Best Talk Show – Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Best Comedy Series – Community

Best Actor in a Comedy Series – Louis C.K., Louie

Best Actress in a Comedy Series – Tie between Zooey Deschanel of The New Girl and Amy Poehler of Parks and Recreation

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series – Ty Burrell, Modern Family

Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy – Julie Bowen, Modern Family

Best Guest Performer in a Comedy Series – Paul Rudd, Parks and Recreation

Best Animated Series – Archer

Best Movie/Miniseries – Sherlock

Best Actor in a Movie/Miniseries – Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock

Best Actress in a Movie/Miniseries – Julianne Moore, Game Change

And that about sums it all up! Also, what’s with categories having “ties,” anyway? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of even holding these awards shows? Honestly, why not just say, “Hey, y’all who were nominated—WINS ALL AROUND.” You may as well if you’re going to have multiple ties in multiple categories.

Thing that I’m excited about, though, is next year’s Critics’ Choice Awards. Think Lindsay Lohan could win a CCTV Award for her upcoming performance in Lifetime’s ‘Liz & Dick’? Because man. Wouldn’t that just be so darn fun? Could you imagine that acceptance speech?

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  • woohoo! Archer!!! :)

    I either don’t know or don’t care about other shows. But Archer, seriously the best cartoon ever. Seriously.

  • Hello Mrs.Zooey Deschanel,my name is Ike Nash plus I am a very very gorgeous plus good looking guy & I live in the city of Toronto in the country of Canada,& I am 29 years of age,& here is a song that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called Hello Mam,& I wrote ma love track for you to the instrumental of a reggae song called Italee,using all of my very own words/lyrics,& the song Italee was originally sang by a reggae singer named Red Rat,so dear Mrs.Zooey Deschanel,here is ma very romantic love track that I have written for you to the instrumental of the reggae song called Italee using all of my very own words/lyrics.

    My song title for Mrs.Zooey Deschanel:Hello Mam

    My introduction before my chorus for Mrs.Zooey Deschanel:

    Hi Mam,do,you hang out?on the weekends,do you jam?with your friends?

    My chorus for Mrs.Zooey Deschanel:

    Do,you party,on the weekends,attend Jams,sexy Babe,yo,or,go,to shows,I’m known,sexy babe,yo,by many,folks,making jokes,makes,me,happy babe,do,you watch,lots of movies,having snacks,sexy babe,yo,up,in,the zones,do you travel,when it,snows,girl,I like to toke,on a smoke,having fun,babe.

  • Hello Mrs.Beth Berhs how’s it going today?well my name is Ike Nash and I came from the caribbean from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines but now I live in the city called Toronto in the country of canada and I will just like to say to you Mrs.Beth Berhs that if you ever happen to be in the city of Toronto at the ending of this month which is the month of december I strongly think that you Mrs.Beth Berhs should pass by and stop in at a very awesome Bar/Cafe called,The Only Cafe,which is located in the city of Toronto in an area called,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,and the date of this month that you Mrs.Beth Berh should arrive at The Only Cafe is on the 25th of December 2012 at around 7:00 pm if you are in the city of Toronto,and if you arrive there at The Only Cafe I shall buy you dinner and a few couple of drinks,but for now here is a very nice song that I have written for you and the name of it is called,Sweet Thang,and I wrote this rap song to the instrumental of a song called,Outta Control,using all of my own words/lyrics,and the song called Outta Control was originally sang by the rapper named,50 Cents featuring another rap group called,Mobb Deep,so dear Mrs.Beth Berhs here is my song for you that I have written to the instrumental of Outta Control using all of my very own words/lyrics,take care Miss/Ms!

    My song title for Mrs.Beth Berhs is called:Sweet Thang

    My introduction before my chorus for Mrs.Beth Berhs:

    I’m thugging,babe,plus loving,that’s why I’m writing,this track for you Honey Buns,here I come babe,with the money,spend it on Christmas Day,hey!

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Beth Berhs:

    On the 25th,sit back,I will,take time,and relax,at The Cafe,babe,if you there,babe,make it hot,blowing up the spot,Cause We Rock,everytime,girl,when’s your birthday?mines is soon,falling on July,Babe,right after June,on some full Moons,we should ball,babe,hey,let me spell it now,Down Town girl,we should hang,girl,yo,what’s your plans?babe,my thoughts,are to let you,understand,babe,yo,I can be your man,let’s floss,cause babe,understand,babe,yo,girl,we are The Boss,tossing money from my jeans,at the bar,babe,yo honey,have a ball!

  • Hello,this is a very romantic reggae song for,Mrs.Beth Behrs,and the name of it is called,Keep Acting,but,before I continue please allow me to introduce myself to Mrs.Beth Behrs,my name is Ike Nash,and I reside,in the city named Toronto,in the country named,Canada,plus I’m a very adorable as well as a very angelic looking guy,and I’ll like to say that,if Mrs.Beth Behrs,might ever happen to be in the city named,Toronto,in the country named,Canada at the ending of this month,which is the month named,June 2013,I strongly feel that Mrs.Beth Behrs,should arrive into as well as come into and visit a very very awesome restaurant named,The Only Café,which is located in a very awesome village named,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,and if Mrs.Beth Behrs might ever happen to come into the very awesome restaurant named,The Only Café,I’ll happily purchase for Mrs.Beth Behrs,supper as well as some very nice tasting teas as well as some very awesome tasting fruit juices,and the time as well as the date,that Mrs.Beth Behrs,should arrive at the very awesome restaurant,named,The Only Café,is on the 30th of June 2013,and if Mrs.Beth Behrs shall arrive at the very awesome restaurant,named,The Only Café,I’ll happily purchase for Mrs.Beth Behrs,supper as well as some very tasty teas,plus for now here is my very romantic reggae song for Her,and the name of it is called,Keep Acting,and I’ve written my very romantic song to the instrumental of a song named.No Time To Gaze,using all of my own words/lyrics,and dear Mrs.Beth Behrs,the very romantic song named,No Time To Gaze,was originaaly sang by a reggae singer named,Sizzla Kalonji,so dear Mrs.Beth Behrs,here is my reggae song for you that I’ve written to the instrumental of No Time To Gaze,using all of my own words/lyrics,peace,take very happy care Mrs.Beth Behrs,see ya.

    This is the name of my very romantic love song for Mrs.Behrs:Keep Acting

    Keep Acting,Pretty Babe,as well,as having breaks,to enjoy,yourself,while,Relaxing,Pretty Honey,I’ll,tell you,Funny Jokes,Pretty Babe,please,enjoy,Girl.

    This is my chorus for Mrs.Beth Behrs:

    It’s,a Nice Day,babe,a Happy Day,not,a Rainy Day,let’s Behave,Babe,in,Romantic Ways,Paving Ways,for more,wealth,Babe,to be,Near,girl,for Happiness,to,be,Here,the way,that,you Wear,your Hair,is so,very,cool,can we,have some Lemonade?while,having Lunch,while,having Brunch,Babe,be my,Sexy,Honey.

    Dear Mrs.Beth Behrs,this is my verse 1 for you,babe:

    Girlfriend,and,in,a,Benz,you should,Sit,With Me,babe,Girl and,I’ll,provide,for you,babe,dividing,money,here,for you,babe,please Sit,at,The Only Café,babe,if you want,I will hold,your hands,babe,I,will,Plant,some flowers,for you,babe,I will,not,make a,mess of Anything,girl,and.

    Dear Mrs.Beth Behrs,that was my very romantic song for you,Miss/Ms,bye.

  • Hello Mrs.Beth Behrs,I had forgotten to mention in my very romantic love song that I’d written for you above this comment here of mine,that the time that you should arrive at,the very awesome restaurant named,The Only Cafe,which is located in the city named,Toronto,in the country,named,Canada,in a very awesome village named,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,is at 9:00 PM,in the evening time,on the 30th of June 2013,because I’m one of your most greatest and also on of your most,adorablest ,fans,Mrs.Behrs,have yourself a very awesome weekend,Miss/Ms,peace.

  • Hello there,Mrs.Beth Behrs,this is a song for you,and the name of it is called,Babe,and I’ve written my reggae song for you,Mrs.Beth Behrs,to the instrumental of a reggae song named,Me Alone,using all of my own Lyrics,and dear Sexy Mrs.Behrs,the reggae song named,Me Alone,was originally sang by a very awesome reggae singer named,General B.
    So dear Sexy Mrs.Beth Behrs,this is my very Romantic Reggae Song that I’ve written for you,to the instrumental of the reggae song named,Me Alone,using all of my very own lyrics,enjoy the rest of your entire day Mrs.Behrs,bye,oh I almost forgot to mention to you,Mrs.Behrs,that the word,Bay-Bay,in my song for you,means,Baby,and the word,Lay-Day,in my very romantic reggae song for you Sexy Mrs.Behrs,means,Lady,bye Miss/Ms,peace.

    My song title for Mrs.Behrs is called: Babe

    This is my introduction which comes before my chorus for Sexy Mrs.Beth Behrs,enjoy:

    Hey,babe,you’re so Amazing Honey.

    This is my chorus for Mrs.Beth Behrs,enjoy Miss/Ms:

    Hey Bay-Bay,what’s up?Let’s get together,one-day,pretty Bay-Bay,let’s walk,together,Somewhere,that’s very great,we should,be together,somewhere,Girl,hanging babe,and Lay-Day,let me Say,babe,everything you do,is full of Grace,Pretty babe,everything you say,just turns into Wealth,babe,please Babe,be Healthy,and enjoy your Day,babe.

    This is my verse 1 for Mrs.Behrs,enjoy:

    Let’s hold Hands,and have a Dance,I’ve never Bin In,a,Trance,babe,One Chance,is all,I need,just,to prove,how much you mean,To me,Sexy Beth,Girl,you Left me Breathless,babe,cause you’re,so Beautiful,
    and Mrs.Behrs,I Prefer to,take you Shopping,in my City,Pretty Babe,do you have time,to go Swimming,With Me,Some-Day?you’re a fine Woman,and a,Lady,babe,everywhere.
    That you,Flex Out,Babe,Rock Out,
    with your Rings On,with your Chains On,Modeling,Bringing Excitement,Enjoy Yourself,Bay-Bay,Party On,be calm,you,should Hold On,to me,babe,Hold On,to,my Arms,babe,I’m,Warm,Always Always Strong,Always Always,On,a Cool Vibe,in a,Nice,mood,never ever feeling down,babe,always,being True.

  • Hello,there Mrs.Beth Behrs,here is a very funny comedy Film/Screenplay idea that I’ve written for you,because I’m your very greatest Fan,and because,I’ll like my Screenplay Idea to help you Mrs.Behrs,to become very much more wealthier than you already are and also because I’ll like to take care of you,Mrs.Behrs,some-day,and the name of my very comedy screenplay idea that I’ve written for you,is called,Let’s Party,and the story/theme of Let’s Party is based upon,the following story that is written below here:

    As you(Mrs.Behrs),was traveling home from work from your office,which was located in your city down-town,you(Mrs.Beth Behrs),decided,to pass into a very awesome fashion magazine as well as a book store,which was located a few couple of minutes just down the street from where your office,was located,in your city down-town,and as you(Sexy Mrs.Beth Behrs) was,looking at some very awesome as well as some very amazing Magazines,a very wealthy as well as young,gentleman walked into the magazine store.
    Then as the very wealthy gentleman,saw you(Mrs.Beth Behrs),he was immediately smitten with lots and lots of Love for you.
    Next,the gentleman whose name was,Patrick McCanes,could not hold all the Love that he was feeling for you(Mrs.Behrs) inside of him for any much longer,so next,Sir.Patrick McCanes,decided to walk over to you and introduce himself,to you(Mrs.Behrs).And that was exactly what he did.Sir.McCanes walked over to you(Mrs.Behrs),then introduced himself,to you.And as he was introducing himself to you(Mrs.Behrs),you,were holding a very amazing fashion magazine inside of your hands,because you were reading through it’s pages,before Sir.McCanes introduced himself to you.
    Next,as Sir.McCanes,saw the magazine that was inside of your(Mrs.Behrs) hands,he said these words to you(Mrs.Behrs):
    (I strongly believe that you,should be inside of that magazine some-day,because,you’re such a very attractive young lady),then Sir Mc.Canes also said these words to you:
    (I have a few very close friends,whom are High Ranking Men as well as Women,that hold very High Positions in the Fashion Industry,and I can make mention of you,to them,my very kind Miss/Ms).
    Then after Sir.McCanes,said these very fantasic things to you(Mrs.Beth Behrs),you felt so very Flattered as well as Loved,by Sir.McCanes,then you,replied to Sir.McCanes,then said,to him:
    (Thanks a whole lot for your very kind compliments,Sir.Patrick McCanes,and I hope that you’re having a very awesome day My very kind,Sir,and also,I will really appreciate it,if you’ll make very honourable mention of me to your very wonderful friends,because,I’ll really be so very thrilled,to be featured in all of these very fantastic fashion magazines,my very kind Sir).
    Next after you(Mrs.Beth Behrs) had finished replying these words,to Sir.McCanes,you both began to engage in a very amazing conversation,and after talking for a few couple of minutes,you both exchanged telephone numbers,then you both departed from the book store,to your different neighbourhoods,where you both resided.Next after one day had passed,while you(Mrs.Beth Behrs) was having lunch with one of your friends,at a very awesome restaurant which was located one block away from your office down-town,you received a very wonderful telephone call from Sir.Patrick McCanes,in which he was inviting you(Sexy Mrs.Beth Behrs) to come and have Brunch,with him,and a few couple of his High Ranking friends,whom were in very high positions in the fashion industry,so next,after Sir.McCanes said this to you(Mrs.Beth Behrs),you were so thrilled as well as delighted,that you began to hug your very close friend whom you,were having lunch,with,then you told Sir.McCanes,that you’ll be very thrilled as well as delighted to come and have brunch with him as well as with his friends to talk about his business proposition that he had for you.Next,you(Mrs.Beth Behrs) met up with Sir.McCanes as well as with his friends,and when they all saw you(Sexy Mrs.Behrs),they all fell in love with you,immediately,and they were so lovingly smitten by your very happy as well as by your loving personality,that they all wanted,you(Sexy Mrs.Beth Behrs),to be a representative of all of their different Companies,then in the ending of this film,you(Mrs.Behrs),left your office career to,become a very famous as well as a very loved and wealthy fashion icon,throughout the whole entire wide world,then you also became very successful,and you lived happily ever after.

    The End.

    Dear Mrs.Beth Behrs,that was my very funny Film/Screenplay idea that I’ve written for you,and my name again is Ike Nash,and I reside in the city named,Toronto in the country named,Canada,and you can reach me at cellular phone # 647.768.2741,for another very romantic Screenplay Idea,and here are the names of a few other actresses as well as actors,that if you like,you can call them up,to be a part of this Screenplay/Film,and their names are:Mrs.Kat Dennings,Mrs.Claire Danes,Sir.Hugh Dancy as well as Mrs.Anne Hathaway,as well as,Mrs.Megan Fox,as well as Mrs.Mischa Barton,cheers to you,Mrs.Beth Behrs,enjoy,bye.

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