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Lindsay’s Going to Be in Another Movie, Don’t You Know

photo of lindsay lohan on the set of liz and dick pictures
And she’ll be co-starring the project with porn star James Deen! And she’s also going to have full-frontal sex in the film (not that we haven’t seen Lindsay in Lindsay’s entirety anyway, but that’s beside the point)!

The name of the movie is called ‘The Canyons’, and I’m wondering if it’s some kind of creative, passive-aggressive reference to Lindsay’s cleavage or what she’s got going on between her ears, or hey, maybe even—dare I say it—her vagina.

All absurdities aside (I’m totally kidding about that—this story only gets more absurd), The Hollywood Reporter has casting call information:

… The film is looking for four leads — two men and two women — between the ages of 24-27 and another lead actress, either 31 or 32-years-old. Ellis has cautioned that the leads have “to act and be full frontal naked banging girls and guys realistically” and, for the part of Christian, a “handsome, fit, a power player and major manipulator” who lives off a trust fund and “enjoys setting up three-ways and filming them.”

As for the film itself, Musicrooms has a bit more of the story:

The Canyons looks at the seedier side of LA life – something that Lohan has at least experienced to some extent – and has been created by American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis.

According to the original casting requirements, actresses were warned that the film would require them to “act and be full frontal naked b***ing girls and guys, realistically” Sounds charming, doesn’t it.

Porn star James Deen will star in the film as the lead, at the express wish of Ellis, but the inclusion of Lohan has come from nowhere to shock and surprise many.

Surprise? That Lindsay was considered for this role? Well, maybe. Surprised that she’s probably going to take it? Hell. Absolutely not. Lindsay Lohan would probably play the part of an Oompa Loompa in an off-off-off-off-off Broadway adaption of ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’, so no—I guess that doesn’t really fall under the tattered umbrella of “Lindsay Lohan surprises.”

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