… And I think it’s probably referring to her nipples.
But seriously, what the fresh hell is this? THIS:
WHAT IS IT? From the Huff Po:
[Director Richard] Phillips brought in the experts for the project, working with acclaimed surf movie director Taylor Steele (who also co-directed “Lindsay Lohan”), pro-surfer Kassia Meador and none other than Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk (for the film’s score). According to a press release, the short is a “post-modern take on the surf film genre through an abstract framework of imagery in which the actress engages in cinema performance tropes inspired by contemporary film noir.”
“Contemporary film noir”? Do you know what that is? It’s movies like ‘Memento’, ‘Pulp Fiction’, and ‘The Usual Suspects’. You know, movies who have a generally-impressive and talented cast of characters—even if they’re not very well-known—not people like Lindsay Lohan. Surfing.
Oh, and by the way, that photo above, the one of Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor? It’s supposed to be based off of this famous picture:
Hahaha. Yeah, I know. Let’s take a side-by-side look at the two photos, can we?
God. I just can’t even. Any of this. I just can’t.
terrible
Aw I feel sorry for her, she’s trying so hard and her career is way over being rescued or taken seriously.
She’s carrying the surfboard backwards haha. She is so trashy, I used to feel sorry for her.But you know what they say “You can’t make the same mistake twice,
the second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake it’s a choice” .
No.