And oh, the creepiness that ensued. Just watch the video, guys, OK? Just watch:
I’m sorry. They just might make the scariest couple ever. Also, what was with dimming the lights and playing the suspenseful music? Was it supposed to be like ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’? Because no one hits the jackpot in this one. … Well, OK. No. That’s not nice, Sarah. If there were a jackpot to be hit, it would be Ace who would have struck gold, because I don’t think poor Diana knows what she’s getting herself into. These two are like college drama students halfway through their second semester of How to Walk Across a Stage Despondently III. They make me think they’d be something like … well, this, at home:
And did he really name-drop the jeweler on ‘American Idol’ during the marriage proposal to his girlfriend?
Girl, if I were you, I’d f-cking cut and run. CUT AND RUN. “Last forever” my ass.
Nice outfit, Ace.