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Ace Young Proposed to Diana DeGarmo on ‘American Idol’ Last Night

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And oh, the creepiness that ensued. Just watch the video, guys, OK? Just watch:

I’m sorry. They just might make the scariest couple ever. Also, what was with dimming the lights and playing the suspenseful music? Was it supposed to be like ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’? Because no one hits the jackpot in this one. … Well, OK. No. That’s not nice, Sarah. If there were a jackpot to be hit, it would be Ace who would have struck gold, because I don’t think poor Diana knows what she’s getting herself into. These two are like college drama students halfway through their second semester of How to Walk Across a Stage Despondently III. They make me think they’d be something like … well, this, at home:

And did he really name-drop the jeweler on ‘American Idol’ during the marriage proposal to his girlfriend?

Girl, if I were you, I’d f-cking cut and run. CUT AND RUN. “Last forever” my ass.

Nice outfit, Ace.

Broadway: Where American Idol Rejects Go to Die

Up now: hottie Ace Young, who will take on the role of Kenickie in Grease starting September 9, just as Taylor Hicks is leaving his post as Teen Angel.

“I’m really excited,” said Ace. “I had a lot of things kind of open up for me and when the role of Kenickie was offered, it’s something that I’ve always wanted to do as a kid. That’s always been my favorite role from `Grease.’”

Dude, the only things that have opened up for Ace Young since his AmIdol stint are legs. I guess I’m just bitter because they were never my legs. I think I’d have sex with Ace Young in much the same way that I’d, like, wear a Milli Vanilli concert tee. It’s just a neat conversation starter. Like, “Ah ha ha, that’s a Milli Vanilli concert tee! Too funny! Where’d you get that?” Instead it would be like, “Ha ha, you had sex with Ace Young? Dude, that is too funny. I bet there’s a great story behind that. Let me buy you a beer and you can tell me.”

Anyway, congratulations, Ace.