In possibly the scariest thing I’ve seen all night, Nadya Suleman takes the “Cinnamon Challenge.” (If you don’t know what that is, it’s when you try to ingest an entire tablespoon of cinnamon in less than a minute.) You know you’ve all done it. Don’t be foolish and pretend you haven’t tried it at least once. … Real talk? I never have. For sure. But I think I could kick its ass. I know everyone says it’s impossible, but I’m willing to indulge my morbid curiosity to find out. I’ll let you know how it turns out*.
Thing is, though, we’re not here to talk about me—we’re here to talk about the Octomom and how damn creepy she is, spouting poufs of cinnamon into the air and grunting and groaning and gagging and snarling … I don’t know. I’m pretty terrified right now. I might not sleep tonight. This might almost be as bad as the porno stills we got our hands on yesterday, and folks, if you haven’t seen them? They’re bad.
Have you done the cinnamon challenge? Is it even possible?
*Fifteen minutes after this post ran I tried it. And all I’m going to say is that I’m blowing cinnamon out of my nose and it is, by far, one of the most horrific feelings I’ve ever experienced. My mouth sure feels fresh and clean, though.