Do you see it? Of course you do, it’s a little hard to miss. Most people don’t have big anchors on their rib cages, or if they do, it’s a phenomenon that I have yet to witness. But anyway, big anchor tattoo on Josh Hutcherson: what do you think?
OK, I’m not one of those people who hate every tattoo on every person ever. My boyfriend has a Legend of Zelda tattoo on his wrist (it’s Majora’s Mask if you’re familiar with the games, it kind of looks like the face of a weird cat or an owl if you’re not), and he’s planning on getting a few more soon. I’ve been thinking about getting a tattoo myself for the past few years, probably something small and in white ink (maybe a David Bowie lyric or a tiny unicorn?), since my cousin is an awesome tattoo artist and has promised me free tattoos for life. So see, I can certainly get down with tattoos.
Just not this one.
And look, you know how much I adore Josh Hutcherson. That’s not anywhere close to being a secret anymore. But I just … I don’t know. I’m not a fan of the anchor. Maybe if I knew what it’s supposed to represent or what the meaning behind it is, which surely is something more than “check out this sweet anchor,” then it might be cute. But right now, I’m a little sad that beautiful Josh marred his beautiful torso with this. An anchor.
But on the plus side, how gorgeous is this guy?