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Kim Kardashian Wants Us to Know She’s Dating Kanye West Through Her Earrings

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Of all the silly, ridiculous things I’ve ever seen … wait, we’re talking about Kim Kardashian here, so this must really take the cake, considering how generally silly and ridiculous she appears at all times.

If you couldn’t figure out the initials on Kim’s earlobes, they spell out “K W,” which are Kanye West’s initials. Obviously. And if, for whatever reason Kim says otherwise, let’s brainstorm a few possibilities as to what K W could stand for. How about “king-sized wank.” Or “kicking white (men to the curb).” “Kissing willies.” “Kleenex washer.” Really, the possibilities are endless.

I don’t know. Is this Kanye just marking his territory? Because there are better, more widely accepted, ways of doing so when it comes to Kim Kardashian. You could just take a piss on her. She likes it, plus it generally works wonders for keeping other people far, far away. Do it up, boy. Stop making girlfriend wear the middle-school equivalent of an engagement ring.

I mean, what else could “K W” mean?

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