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Suge Knight Doesn’t Think Tupac’s Dead, Probably Thinks That the Hologram is Real

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Did you guys hear? Suge Knight saw the Tupac hologram, lost his mind, and now he’s claiming that the dead rapper was never dead. Same story, different cast of characters, and yeah, it totally makes sense that Tupac would fake his own death, blah blah blah NOT. From TMZ:

There is a VERY good chance Tupac Shakur is alive and well … and hiding … this according to the man who was with him during the supposedly fatal shooting in Vegas, Suge Knight.

Knight just appeared on 93.5 KDay in L.A. with Tattoo and Cee Cee … and pumped some major fuel into the biggest urban legend in hip hop … that Tupac FAKED his own death.

Knight says his theory explains why cops never found his murderer — because there was no murder.

“Maybe the question is … Pac’s not really dead … pac’s somewhere else,” Knight says.

When asked if he ever saw Tupac’s body following the 1996 shooting, he adds, “Nobody seen Tupac dead. ”

Knight explains, “The person who supposedly cremated Tupac … this guy got about 3 million dollars .. personally from me … cash … and next thing I know I never heard from the guy or seen him again … he retired and left.”

OK, here’s my theory: Tupac got tired of all the fame, the money, the women, the public adoration, and at the ripe old age of twenty-five, instead of making some kind of lame-ass announcement that he was “retiring” (hello, Amanda Bynes! Lookin’ at you, girl!), he decided that he’d go out with a bang—no pun intended. He’d disappear from the streets of LA, flake out on all of his friends, his family, and his lovers, and not come back until the technology was in place to pretend that his grand return was a festival out in the desert as a holographic image and then hide behind that ’til he got bored. I hear the next big plan is for the Tupac “hologram” to go on tour, until “Tupac” gets sick of it and kills himself off the scene again.

Sure, right? No. Sounds like someone’s been watching too much Jem to me.

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  • Suge Knight is now, has been and always will be a four-alarm idiot. I know everybody is just blown away by that hologram, but I thought it was creepy at best and tasteless at worst. TuPac is as dead as dead can be…I’ve seen the autopsy photos, along with about a million other people.

  • Wouldn’t surprise me if he was alive. Oh and to BLASTED1: (Although yes, Suge Knight is a crazy bastard) You and a million other people saw autopsy photos off of the internet, you fucking fool. When you dig his body up, take some photos of your own, and then post that shit; then maybe, just maybe, people would believe it. Until then, fuck right off. Dead or Alive, that shit is up in the air.

    • Did Elvis tell you that? Have you sustained head injuries? Or are you just a very young, gullible ass-wipe? What do you think? Hate to break it to you (and probably a lot of other people), I’m never fucking off, so settle in and get used to it.

  • The autopsy phoyo was.deemed fake fuckstain. The makaveli tattoo was missing. Your just a mindless dipshit who believrs everything the media.says

  • Tupac is alive and well. The man who was with him in the car when he was supposed to have been gunned knows more then this fuckstain blasted.

  • Well, nobody is happy when their little dreams and magic bullet conspiracies are blown up, except me; I like it. So, here’s some more heartbreark for you little basement-dwelling bugs….There’s no such thing as Santa Claus! You may have to change your Pampers over that one!

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