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Birthday lunch!!! such a lovely day!!!! X vb
First, does it make it that much better to use three!!! exclamation points!!! or maybe four!!!!? Because all of that shift-holding really cramps my pinky. And I don’t understand the whole overuse there, either.
This was Victoria Beckham‘s sorry-ass excuse for a birthday cake. It was a pile of fruit on a plate. A pile of fruit that she probably didn’t even eat in its entirety. Or if she did, it was probably the equivalent of one piece of cake, and when you’re out at a restaurant and the staff comes out to wish you happy birthday, you only get ONE piece of cake anyway, and you eat it because it’s complimentary and it’s good manners. Why can’t you eat your cake, Victoria Beckham?
Alright. I guess I shouldn’t trip. She’s entitled to like and eat whatever she wants, so all of my ill-directed angst is probably due to the fact that … I don’t know, I hate cantaloupe. That’s got to be it. I actually f-cking hate cantaloupe, and there’s a shit-ton of it on that birthday fruit platter.
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I’m sorry, I just can’t even: Victoria Beckham, it’s your damn birthday. EAT A PIECE OF REAL CAKE. It might make you crack a smile.
What’s up with all the fuckin’ fruit?
Being made fun of for eating something healthy instead of cake? Victoria Beckham doesn’t LOOK like someone who eats cake so why would you assume she eats junk food? At least shes not eating crap and throwing it up. She eats healthy so she doesn’t have to do that shit. I’m not a fan of hers (what does she do again?) but I’m a health nut with a great body, and this attitude towards people like me gets old really quick. Just sayin’.
Come on. You don’t like cake one little bit?
Do you not think fruit is fucking delicious? It’s sweet like candy and it’s healthy. You actually feel GOOD after eating it. Why would you try to make someone feel weird for enjoying that? And why do you want her to eat cake? So she can gain a few pounds to make you feel better about your own body? I’m honestly curious.
It’s a weird society we’re living in. People fall for such silly conditioning… ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, EAT SOMETHING THATS BAD FOR THE TEMPLE OF YOUR SOUL!
Uh… no thank you :)
I’d take that over cake any day, even my birthday. Mmm, natures sweetness :D