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Did You Hear About Drew Barrymore’s Baby Bump?

A photo of Drew Barrymore

It’s true! After some speculation a few weeks ago, it looks like Drew Barrymore definitely has something going on in her uterus, thanks to the help of her fiance. And I know what you’re thinking: “Jeez, Emily, is that picture of Drew the one that features the alleged baby bump, really? Yeah, you can really tell, dumbass.” And to that I say “BOOM, SIDE VIEW!”

A photo of Drew Barrymore

So I’m going to say that she’s pregnant. If not, then she’s been knocking back some beers, because those are the only two things I can think of that cause you to gain weight specifically in your stomach and nowhere else at all. Wait, do her boobs look bigger? I can’t say I’ve ever been a student of Drew Barrymore’s boobs. Either way, I’m sticking to the pregnancy theory.

It doesn’t hurt that People also supports that theory:

She has yet to confirm if she’s expecting, but Drew Barrymore may just be letting her belly do the talking.

The newly engaged actress, 37, stepped out sporting a small bump on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Barrymore’s busy day included a yoga class, picking up groceries at Gelson’s, visiting a fabric store for silk and of course, sparking baby speculation.

A rep for the actress had no comment.

Barrymore and her fiancé, art consultant Will Kopelman, recently returned from a Parisian vacation. And she’s got quite the sunny outlook these days.

As she recently told InStyle, “I’m super happy.”

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Drew pulled a Jessica Simpson and didn’t announce her pregnancy until it was way obvious. She seems pretty low-key these days. The last time I even thought about Drew Barrymore was a couple of months ago when I went to see Big Miracle, that movie she did about those whales (loved it!), and then on the way home I showed my boyfriend my remarkable impression of her. Seriously, I do a really good Drew Barrymore. It’s all in the mouth.

But what do you guys think? About the pregnancy, not my impression. I’ll show that to you next time we hang out.

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