Poor, poor Rihanna. It makes me super sad that even though she rich and beautiful, and even though she has countless people throwing themselves at her, and even though she has the world at her feet, she can’t even gain a measly little bit of weight!
From Us Weekly:
On Thursday, Rihanna, 24, admitted to RyanSeacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show that her diet went out the window while promoting her fifth album Loud on tour last year. In August, the pop princess was noticeably plumper — sporting a red sequin bikini — as she participated Kadooment Day parade in her hometown, Barbados. But, these days, the chart-topping singer is skinnier than ever — but she can’t help it, she claimed.
“It’s difficult to have any kind of routine when your schedule is that crazy. So I really have no idea how I’m continuously losing weight,” the star, who regularly flaunts her body in barely-there bikinis, told Seacrest.
Rihanna stunned in the backless Armani gown she wore at the 54th Grammy awards on February 12, but she complained that she misses some of her favorite assets.
“It’s actually pretty annoying. Now, I don’t have a butt, no boobs — already had no boobs — so annoying!”
The Barbados-born beauty denies any of that, telling Seacrest, “People think I’m not eating. I’m eating McDonalds at 3 a.m . . . it’s an issue. I’m eating ice cream!”
Oh, girl, you’re eating McDonald’s and ice cream? And you still won’t gain any weight?! I can’t imagine what you must be going through right now! This must be so awful for you!
Ok, I understand that there are times when people can’t gain weight and it becomes a medical issue, and I also understand that there are times when beautiful people like Rihanna can mentally not see what everyone else sees when they look in the mirror. But there are also times when people are hot, and they know that they’re hot, but “OMG, I’m soooooo fat” or “I wish I could just gain some weight, being thin is such a hassle!” or “Emily, you have no idea what I would give to have your ass.” You’re not fat, you look perfectly fine, and trust me, no, you do not want my ass. It’s annoying, attention-seeking behavior, and that what it feels like Rihanna is doing here.
Now we’re getting to the best part of this story: a photo gallery full of pictures of Rihanna shopping for groceries! You get them saltines, girl. I know how desperately you want to pack on those pounds!