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Dr. Drew Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Malnourished

A photo of Dr. Drew

Oh, that Dr. Drew, what a scoundrel! He has quite the habit of upsetting people by talking about celebrities and their problems without ever actually meeting them, doesn’t he? Whether you love him or hate him, we’ll get to that in a minute, but for now, let’s hear what he has to say this time about Angelina Jolie:

Dr. Drew Pinsky took to “The View” (weekdays on ABC) on Friday to speak out about Angelina Jolie, who he believes, from watching her at the Oscars, is “malnourished.”

“I’m tired of keeping quiet about this stuff. When I was quiet about prescription drug use and then everyone starts dying, now I feel an obligation to speak up: She’s malnourished. She has the [physical signs] … of malnutrition,” he said.

Dr. Drew went on to speculate as to what may be going on with Jolie’s health. He cited an US Weekly report that claimed she may have been depriving herself of food in order to “make a statement about the kids in Africa that she was working with that didn’t have a chance to eat,” according to Dr. Drew. “I just see malnutrition for some reason there, and we shouldn’t look at that as an ideal of beauty,” he continued. “She’s a beautiful woman, but she needs to be better nourished.”

I’m sure there’s going to be a number of people who are upset by this, but Dr. Drew doesn’t get it, and honestly, I don’t really get it either. I mean, check out what Angelina Jolie looked like during the Oscars one more time:

A photo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

I could say that she looked malnourished, and I seriously doubt anyone would call me out on it, let alone get seriously upset about it, but Dr. Drew is different. It’s because he’s an actual doctor, right? Then why does no one get all up in arms when a plastic surgeon speculates on the work some celebrity has had done without ever treating them personally? Is it because he usually discusses deeper things than lip injections and nose jobs? Really, I’m actually curious about all this.

But yeah, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Angelina actually was malnourished, would you? Girl’s got to get some meat on them bones in the worst way.

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  • People like to get upset about everything. People take life too seriously. Everyone talks about how she is too thin, and I agree she is malnourished. If she was eating right you wouldn’t be able to see all her bones. People need to get a grip on reality and not be so offended about what everyone says.

  • she is not malnourished. if you actually look up a malnourished person you would see what they look like. she definitely is underweight though.

  • I read once in an interview that when she’s stressed out, she has a hard time keeping weight on (as opposed to me, who will gain weight just looking at food when I’m stressed). Considering she’s got a child army, doing promotion for her film, along with all this awards season stuff, I can certainly see why she would be stressed.

  • Greetings sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie in the name of ma Father The Holy One From Isreal who is seated in his holy habitation of Mount Zion,and can you give ma regards to Sir Brad Pitt,and ma name is Ike Nash and I live in the city of Toronto and you can reach I & I at 416.752.2165 and I wrote you sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie a love song and I am in no way trying to step upon Mr. Brad Pitt,I was just listening to a very nice sounding instrumental and I think that you sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie is such a very gorgeous young lady and I wish ya all the very best sexy Mrs Jolie,and I was inspired to write ya sexy Mrs Jolie a song that I wrote using ma own lyrics,so ma song dedicated to you Mrs Jolie is called How’s Thangs and I wrote this song to the instrumental of a rap song called I Understand which was sang by the best rapper alive and his name is Bizzy Bone,so this is ma love song for you sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie that I wrote for ya to the instrumental of I Understand using ma very own words,and the word lay-day in this song means lady,enjoy

    Ma song title: How’s Thangs

    Da chorus for ya sexy Mrs Jolie:

    Pretty babe, how is thangs? how ya bin? lay-day, yeah yeah babe
    Get away,sexy babe,if you feel,like you’re not,feeling okay,to a place that is safe,like ma arms,I’m heavenly sexy lay-day,don’t be scared,don’t worry babe,I’m not here to play games,lovely lay-day.

    Verse 1:

    So,yo,I just made up this flow,taking it slow,writing more words,writing more words,hope you’ll feel good,how is neighbourhood?babe,I hope it’s good,you’re so cool pretty lay-day,yeah all the time,drinking some wine one time,then,I watched the sky,how is Brad Pitt bay-bay?girl you’re so nice,living your life pretty lay-day,I love your eyes,you’re like angels sexy shorday,girl you’re so nice,fashions and styles you’re so classy babe,you dress so nice,in all places where you’re present babe,your style is right.

  • Hello Mrs Angelina Jolie,may ma Holy Father from Mount Zion’s heights keep ya well,and uh I really am not trying to hurt Sir Brad Pitt’s feelings neither yours for I truly know what the end results would be like,so I told da Holy One and he told me to write to ya,and if I was wealthy enough and you were not dating Sir Brad Pitt I even I would of taken you to The Holy Mount Zion & show ya all kinds of different things for I have learnt of ma father,but may I truly say that you gorgeous Mrs Jolie that you are so so sexy,apologize to Sir Mr Brad Pitt and I wish you both the best,but I wrote you,sorry Pitt,I wrote you sexy Mrs Angelina Jolie a song and da name of it is called Selassie I Bless Ya Ma Fair One and I wrote this song to the instrumental of a rap song called Shook Ones which was originally sang by a rap group called Mobb Deep,but I even I wrote ma own rap song for you sexy Mrs Jolie to the instrumental of Shook Ones with ma own words cause there is something I will explain to ya,and if you were not engaged well what more can I say,so this is ma song for ya that I wrote to da instrumental of Shook Ones with ma own words

    Da Song Title: Selassie I Bless Ya Ma Fair One

    Verse 1 for ya ma fair one:

    When it rains the sun shines through,just for you babe,babe,so how are you?shopping on some avenues is what I’d like to do shordy,girl please join me to,bring along ya loved ones,if you wanna have more fun,girl,you’re sexy too,I won’t drive ya crazy babe,I’m the holy one,God’s Son,babe,God bless you too,the holy one loves ya babe,the holy one prayers for ya,girl,you’re very cool,stay cool,shordy I’m no fool,love you rule,I’m no fool,I’m so cool,Selassie rules,chilling with an irod rod,and a sword,seated in a throne looking finer than gold,looking down from Zion’s heights,anyhow,still you’re beautiful,Mrs Jolie stay strong

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