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Charlie’s Sorry!

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Hey! Remember a scant few days ago when Charlie Sheen phoned TMZ and said he was “tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck“?

Sorry about that, Ashton!

Charlie would like to formally submit this apology:

Dear Ashton-
My bad.
I was disrespectful to a man doing his best.
I got excited and threw you into a crossfire.
The rest of my statement I stand behind.
You, however, deserve better.
Safety in your travels good sir.
– The “late” Charlie Harper

Ah-ha! So Charlie Sheen still thinks Two and a Half Men sucks, but he never meant to include Ashton in his takedown. Sure!

(I especially like how his note reads a little like the type of love poem you’d leave on somebody’s windshield.)

OK, seriously, what’s Sheen’s game, here? I’m half-convinced he’s trying to drum up more interest in his upcoming TV series Anger Management by being blithely, barely controversial.

Oh, Charlie Sheen, you bad boy of television with all your truth bullets. Whatever works!

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