“So start saving your pennies now [then]. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.”
Right. Because Madonna doesn’t spend $300 on handbags. She’s far too in tune with the starving kids she saves from all over the world that “poor” folks like you and I don’t even constitute a minor blip on her rich/poor radar. We don’t even come up, you know. See, Madonna looks at these things in black and white – you’re either eating mashed grubs on cabbage leaves for breakfast, lunch, and dinner while sitting in a dirty cloth diaper-like unitard, or you’re buying Maseratis and Bentleys and wiping your gold-plated ass with hundred dollar bills.
In short, you’re living in America. You can scratch up $300 for a stupid f-cking Madonna concert ticket, you cheap ass. It’s not like you need to pay that third of rent this month, you know.