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“So start saving your pennies now [then]. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.”
Right. Because Madonna doesn’t spend $300 on handbags. She’s far too in tune with the starving kids she saves from all over the world that “poor” folks like you and I don’t even constitute a minor blip on her rich/poor radar. We don’t even come up, you know. See, Madonna looks at these things in black and white – you’re either eating mashed grubs on cabbage leaves for breakfast, lunch, and dinner while sitting in a dirty cloth diaper-like unitard, or you’re buying Maseratis and Bentleys and wiping your gold-plated ass with hundred dollar bills.
In short, you’re living in America. You can scratch up $300 for a stupid f-cking Madonna concert ticket, you cheap ass. It’s not like you need to pay that third of rent this month, you know.
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She’s doing it wrong.. but don’t worry.. raw eggs are good for your skin..
Lol. I went to meet Ian McKellen one night after his Waiting for Godot performance (took my precious little old worn out copy of The Hobbit for him to sign) and he chewed me out for not seeing his show. I explained that tickets were all sold out and I was leaving the country in two days, but he continued to berate me and said if I got to the theatre really early in the morning I could queue for a chance to get a last minute ticket. Shouldn’t it be enough to simply be a fan without having to go to great & crazy lengths to prove it?
Just another greedy bitch.
What a greedy bitch! There really needs to be a law that limits the amount anyone can charge for tickets to a performance. I have NO desire to see her but this is just bullshit!
Now why haven’t we been asked to caption THIS photo?
Her new song is so terrible. She has been a rich snob for so long she no longer understands the plight of the average person. She has lost touch with reality (Obviously)! I think when that happens an artist becomes irrelevant. She therefor needs to stay in her vault and swim in her money and leave my damn ears alone!