Jan 07, 2012 at 07:02 am by Jenn

See? Christina's legs ARE crossed

See? Christina’s legs ARE crossed

11 Responses to “This Is a Great Look for Christina Aguilera”

  1. Nance says:

    When I look recent pictures of her, I don’t care she is fat, all I can think is that it would look half-better with a different makeup. Whoever did this should get another job.

    • Jenn says:

      Honestly, she has always been a great looking girl, but I just can’t stand her makeup. Was it always that heavy? (THE MAKEUP, I MEAN.) Maybe it was. I feel like 20-year olds look sweet and innocent and silly in terrible makeup, but by the time you’re 31 you maybe want to switch to mineral powder or something. OK, those are my unironic two cents.

      • Nance says:

        It might be the red lipstick (she would makes the Joker and Frank-N-Furter jealous), the makeup is just clownesque. In the Dirrty time, she had that kind of heavy makeup, but with skin color lipstick, it was better.

        The hair color? I like her with darker hair, but it’s matter of taste I guess. The age? yeah a little bit of this too. But for that MAKEUP, it’s CRAPTASTIC for every age!

        I know she’s a little fat, but I think she could still looks cool/edgy and less silly than this. She could use her curve to her advantage, plus she has a nice face (I guess I mean, hard to see with all the bad makeup). I don’t don’t ask for a Adele way, but she can do better than THIS!

        Sometime I wonder if she doesn’t do effort on purpose, so she gets more exposure in media and can reply “I don’t care, I love myself blablabla”!…

  2. ila ila says:

    she’s not that fat but this type of dress… let’s just say i have one and there’s a reason why i dont wear it

  3. mcmiller says:

    In the lead-in photo, she’s eerily reminiscent of Marlon Brando a la The Island of Dr. Moreau.

  4. blasted1 says:

    McMiller, you’re dead on. I kind of thought she looked like one of those trailer park mamas who just rolled out of bed.

  5. Emily says:

    I’m thinking she looks like the mother’s corpse at the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, you know, the one that’s holding the chainsaw that saves the day. Anybody?

  6. Twisted Lady says:

    I say she needs to duct tape those titties into place, they look like they are wandering off.

  7. Hillary says:

    She’s really not that fat, but that dress makes her look enormous. Crossing her legs really isn’t helping, either.

  8. puddin says:

    She looks rough. Like a big slobby mess.

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