I never really knew this, you guys, but I’ve been just so pleasantly surprised these past few days to learn what a hopeless romantic that Sinead O’Connor is! First she gets married to a fella she’d only known for a couple of months because, much like Kim Kardashian, she believes in love above all else (including common sense and dignity!). Then she blogs about kissin’ on her new husband’s penis – how flattering! But then, as they say, all good things must come to an end, and a couple weeks later, this beautiful couple’s love light was extinguished. See, Sinead is wise enough to know that if you love something, you let it go, and if it returns to you, then it’s yours.
Sinead’s man probably won’t be returning anytime soon though, on account of he’s an addiction counselor and she scored some crack on their wedding night. Oh, Sinead:
“We ended up in a cab in some place that was quite dangerous,” O’Connor told the Sun. “I wasn’t scared – but he’s a drugs counselor. What was I thinking?”
O’Connor said Herridge became “very frightened” when she wound up with “a load of crack” in hand.
“That kind of messed everything up a bit, really.”
Of course, it’s not totally clear if Sinead purchased the crack or if she was just holding onto it while the dealer was looking for his weed, the drug she was actually looking to purchase. Either way, what happened was crazy ol’ Sinead got hitched and took her addiction therapist husband out on a drug run, and that’s probably what essentially destroyed this sacred union of love.
You know, I hope that Sinead bounces back from this soon. It’s inevitable that she will – as such a strong believer in true love, she’d be impossible to keep down forever – but my fondest wish is that by the new year, Sinead will have found herself a new man. And really, for a lady who requested applications for lovers and included this stipulation:
“Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’.. Don’t apply…”
There’s really nothing she can find besides happiness and success.
But hey, real quick: if Sinead’s ex is this therapist, then isn’t that the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? I know you guys discussed this in the comments, but this guy read Sinead’s crazy ramblings and requirements for a man, decided that he himself was the “sweet sex-starved man” she was looking for (and he likes “the difficult brown,” obviously), reached out to her, began dating her, then married her all in a matter of months. And with his therapist brain, he never once thought “huh, this woman actually seems somewhat unstable.” He obviously thought she was fit to marry, and also he works with children with psychological and emotional issues. I’m sorry, but WHAT?
I will always love Sinead O’Connor… She is close to my age; she dared to speak out about “unspeakable” family dynamics; she is one of the most honest, true and outspoken women I have ever known; and I will love her always.
And she is also an amazing artist….
Friends of S., keep her safe and close.
In keeping with the, uh , spirit of this post I will simply say that this guy left so fast that I bet he left “skid marks.”
Nice work.
Haha!! That was awesome!!