EVEN MOAR Stars Without Makeup: Terri Seymour
Dec 23, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Sarah

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What’s that, you have no f-cking clue who Terri Seymour is? Well, first and foremost, she’s Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend. Second, she was choked on American Idol one year. Nuts, right? Third, she was an Extra correspondent up until last year, but these days, I have no idea what she’s doing.

FINALLY. She was born in 1974. That makes her nine years older than me, but she looks about fifty. She’d look good for fifty, if she was fifty, but you know what? She’s not. She’s only thirty-eight. SUNSPOTS SUNSPOTS MELANOMA CARCINOMA.

My advice? SPF, KIDS. Don’t leave home without it.

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3 Responses to “EVEN MOAR Stars Without Makeup: Terri Seymour”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:
    December 23, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Stop with this moaring.

    Reply
  2. Hm says:
    December 23, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Def no Botox…

    Reply
  3. kate says:
    December 24, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    just asked out loud…”what is this?” then i scrolled so question was answered

    Reply

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