No, they’re not! I’m completely kidding. I mean, she’d probably look OK if she put on, say, thirty pounds, but she’s swimming in those bell-bottomed pants (are those even in anymore? I’ve spent so much time in yoga pants and sweatpants that I just don’t even know fashion anymore), and the … wait, are those the same pants from 5-7-9 that I had to buy when I worked as a cashier at a grocery store in high school?
Ha, no way. You know they don’t sell size -.01244 at stores like 5-7-9. Come on now.