Courtney Stodden Has Had “Great Success”
Dec 01, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Sarah

OK, so we officially can’t talk about this video until you’ve watched it. Go ahead, I’ve got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you’re done.

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Alright, done? Good? What’s that, you’re still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can’t see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I’m not shouting, I’m just … never mind. Alright.

Ready? Together, and on the count of three – one, two, three: LOL! LOL!! ROFLCOPTER! Courtney wants to bring back the “classy, beautiful edge of old Hollywood”? Oh I could just die. I could just die. Also, at the very end when she was talking about “the career of Courtney Stodden.” Yeah. Er, “Yeah!” I mean, of course.

Here’s some of that great music she’s been busy making, too. BEWARE.

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8 Responses to “Courtney Stodden Has Had “Great Success””

  1. Jessica says:
    December 1, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    We’re getting Punk’d, right? Like… this can’t possibly be real, right? And what the FUCK is up with the ever-present Princess Leia armband? Geezus.

    And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go scrub my brain out. With a fifth of vodka.

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  2. blah says:
    December 1, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    I’ve decided her boobs are real. It looks like she just wears a lot of push-up & padded bras accompanied by padded tops.

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    • casey says:
      December 1, 2011 at 8:35 pm

      She also uses a lot of body-shading paint. Sometimes it’s ridiculously obvious, sometimes more… can I use the word ‘subtle’ to describe this chick? Maybe… less offensive?

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  3. blasted1 says:
    December 1, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Don’t you just know that Brittany, GaGa, Rhianna, etc. are just pea green with envy!!!!!

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  4. sam says:
    December 2, 2011 at 6:34 am

    Our next reality girl, Kim is piss green with envy

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  5. Lily says:
    December 3, 2011 at 6:35 am

    Oh gosh I can’t believe she’s re-editing her horrible songs! aarrrgh! her face has changed from the previous video, tho http://youtu.be/dOrD5kqyov0

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  6. paige says:
    December 4, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    How did this girl get famous? And why is she worthy of discussion?

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