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Courtney Stodden Has Had “Great Success”

OK, so we officially can’t talk about this video until you’ve watched it. Go ahead, I’ve got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you’re done.

Alright, done? Good? What’s that, you’re still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can’t see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I’m not shouting, I’m just … never mind. Alright.

Ready? Together, and on the count of three – one, two, three: LOL! LOL!! ROFLCOPTER! Courtney wants to bring back the “classy, beautiful edge of old Hollywood”? Oh I could just die. I could just die. Also, at the very end when she was talking about “the career of Courtney Stodden.” Yeah. Er, “Yeah!” I mean, of course.

Here’s some of that great music she’s been busy making, too. BEWARE.

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  • We’re getting Punk’d, right? Like… this can’t possibly be real, right? And what the FUCK is up with the ever-present Princess Leia armband? Geezus.

    And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go scrub my brain out. With a fifth of vodka.

  • I’ve decided her boobs are real. It looks like she just wears a lot of push-up & padded bras accompanied by padded tops.

    • She also uses a lot of body-shading paint. Sometimes it’s ridiculously obvious, sometimes more… can I use the word ‘subtle’ to describe this chick? Maybe… less offensive?