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8OK, Can Someone Please Explain to Me What’s Happening With Beyonce’s Baby Bump?

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THROW ME A BONE.

I don’t think we’ve really speculated on it much here at Evil Beet, because frankly, I don’t think any of us really care about the reasons Beyonce may be rocking a fake bump (it’s flat-out shellacked vanity is what it is, and nobody likes that), but I came across two sets of photos that were taken two consecutive weeks, and I’m just baffled. I’m not baffled as to why she’d do it – if, in the event, she is wearing an external, prosthetic fetus bag – I’m baffled that she’d think anyone actually buys it. Up top, exhibit number one. This is Beyonce earlier in the week. Flowin’ free at some party.

Ready?

This is Beyonce last week on Jimmy Fallon’s show.

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I mean, literally, these photos were taken days apart. Days. How does someone blow up that fast in days? Or if she IS legitimately pregnant and naturally showing, how the hell did she manage to suck in so hard at her Jimmy Fallon appearance? That CAN’T be good for a baby.

Also, can we not forget this video, which had me scratching my head for days:

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I just don’t know. My head hurts, guys. I need respite. I need to know where my thought process went wrong, because it’s ALL OVER the f*cking place on this topic.

Second image courtesy of Vlad TV

November 16, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Beyonce

8 Responses to “OK, Can Someone Please Explain to Me What’s Happening With Beyonce’s Baby Bump?”

  1. Jess says:

    I think the Jimmy Fallon segment was pre-recorded. I still find her bump unsettling though.. and suspicious.

  2. Alexa says:

    The Jimmy Fallon segment is from July, that you don’t know this is what is truly baffling.

  3. XYZ says:

    Despite blatant evidence, unfortunately there are still many retards who believe her pregnancy is real.

  4. BBD says:

    Maybe they’re adopting and want it to be secret.

  5. SMH says:

    Check your sources. This video at Jimmy F was recorded months ago. I mean, seriously. check also the newest pictures of her in a bikini, and a see through blouse taken 2 days ago or something. Or are u saying these are fake too.

    SMH

  6. Milou says:

    I would require more pics of this lovely afternoon Beyoncé spent, but in this specific picture, I’d say… could be the wind :D

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