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Ashton Kutcher Tweets About Joe Paterno, Looks Really Stupid and Uninformed

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“How do you fire Jo [sic] Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”

Um. Um? What exactly is in poor taste, Ashton? I believe your character limit is a bit higher than 79 characters or whatever, so daresay I think you can afford to elaborate a bit more.

A list of things I consider to be of less taste than unceremoniously firing someone who was privy to the act of child sex abuse and sat on allegations for eight years until investigated by a grand jury, ahem:

Cheating on your wife on your wedding anniversary
– Cheating on your wife with some diarrhea-mouthed skank who goes around peddling nude photos to the site that can give her the most publicity
– Cheating on your wife and not wearing a condom while slumming around with the aforementioned skank who knew you were married to begin with
– Shall I go on?

If we’re going to talk about class here, let’s do it in the right context.

After Ashton was bashed for apparently being uninformed, he backtracked by saying, “‘This is an insane story, I just heard paterno was fired, getting the rest of the story now… Wow.”

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  • You fire Joe Pa, Ashton because he was told by his grad student that his assistant coach was FORCING a ten year old boy to have anal sex. He is mandatory reporter not just to PSU but to the POLICE. Get your head out of your ass Ashton and find out what your talking about before you comment.

  • Paterno could have retired gracefully one day, but unfortunately, for many young boys, he chose to turn away from ugly crimes being committed on his watch. He deserves all of the mortification and recrimination that I hope is headed his way. People need to stop shifting the responsibility. If the maintenance person saw a young boy being raped, HE has an obligation to notify police. Paterno’s job loss is teeny-tiny compared to what those boys lost!
    This is just disgusting; this is a real letdown to all abuse victims.
    Also, Ashton is lame. Why is he even famous??? I hate when average, boring people are famous.

  • “The hottest places in hell are reserved for those, who in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.” This quote has been attributed to Dante, though I’ve never been able to asertain it’s provenance…. Point being, they are all our children when shit like this happens. To all who knew and did nothing, burn in hell you miserable bags of dicks, burn in hell. Can I get an amen from the congregation?