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Guess the Celebrity: Kitten Edition!

First off, COULD YOU JUST DIE?! Look at that little kitty! She’s so cute, I can’t even! Look at her little ears and her tiny little paws and her eyes! Are you dying over the adorableness that is happening to you right now? Because I am. I am dying a lot.

As for this adorable little cat’s owner, well … I still don’t like her. She’s still annoying and, in my opinion, overrated, and just because we share a love for cats and the cat lady culture doesn’t mean that I have to appreciate anything about her.

So who owns the kitten in question?

A photo of Taylor Swift

Surprise, it’s Tay Tay Swift, the cat lady of the year! She tweeted this, the most adorable cat picture in all the land, and informed her followers that the kitten is her new roommate, Meredith. And then all her followers swooned with cat love and, I don’t know, listened to “You Belong with Me” for the zillionth time and then told all their friends about it on the bus. And here we are.

I’m not going to go on another tirade about my annoyances with Taylor Swift this morning like I almost did. Instead, I’m going to challenge you to present a picture or a video of a cuter animal. Please come through for me, guys. It’s been a rough couple of days. Here, I’ll start: bear hugs!

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