It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Hayden Panettiere photo: Harriet Meadow
“Hayden Paniettere has recently been diagnosed with a strange illness that makes it so that she’s constantly on the verge of puking and shitting her pants, she craves ramen incessantly, and her nipples have exploded.”
(Editor’s Note: You mean she’s pregnant, then?)
First runner-up: Chaz
“Time was these nipples and one quick hummer would get me 5 carts full of groceries … Now it’s a 2 hour donkey-punch with the stock boys for a bag filled with Ramen. I’m really worried about this economy.”
Second runner-up: Malibou
“Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together.”
Congrats to Harriet Meadow! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“Can you believe they pay me for this?”
Almost 30 and STILL wearing these outfits?! Even Britney knows it’s ridiculous.
See Dad ! My tampon string isn’t showing this time !
“Hey y’all, I pulled a Fergie! Pissed myself on stage!”
Just in: Brittany spears craps on stage and its time for her stop wearing bikini’s on stage too
To best define Bat Shit Crazy, see supplied photo.
We Really Do Love You Brittany Spears
[but don’t you have enough money to stop giving these haters ammunition?]
“I know I look like s____ but I still need your love so please cheer”
“My little sister stole my outfit so I’m wearing her’s”
“Hey y’all. I know what you’re thinking, but honestly, they’re totally real. 100% horse hair!”
With the struggling economy, even hookers are looking for second jobs; here’s one auditioning for Ringling Bros’ clown circus. She was rejected for being “too over the top.”
‘ Oops she did it again’
“I mean guys c’mon, look, see, I can laugh about the C-section scars too!”
Dillon again, sorry that I keep forgetting to enter my name. I promise it’s meeeee.
Next week on Toddlers and Tiaras a confused gatecrasher wants to be the princess of Cheetos and Starbucks.
“Oh come on, y’all! You didn’t think I could survive without grits forever, did ya?”
I decided to get back to my Alabama roots. Do you like it?
“Muh pussy burns when I pee y’all! That’s normal, right?”
“Does this bus go to Fredrick’s of Hollywood? I need a fresh pair of Dasy Dukes and some new fishnets…”
“Does this bus stop at Frederick’s of Hollywood? I need a fresh pair of Daisy Dukes an’ some f–k me pumps. And can we stop by the Liquor Vault on Cahuenga? Gotta get me some Jack!”
Ooopsie i think i just made a wee wee!!
U saw whats up now see whats down…
C’mon, let me down, Jason! You said if i sang a few songs up here you would take me to getsum goddam furnch fries.
I gotta pee, I gotta pee…… Oops, I did it again….
Can I pleeeeeeese keep them on? I forgot my panties again.
he’s BEHIND you! he’s BEHIND you!
Oh no iv’e been taken over by Aliens Helppppp !!!!!!
I’m doin a pusher!!!
oops I did it again…I farted…whew! lemme just air out these shorts a little and we’ll get back to the show y’all…
Hey, guy! Just $10! No? OK, $5. OK, fine… free. Have any Scope on you?
This Halloween Britney Spears dressed up as Ke$ha. It was pretty convincing, though she forgot to get her stockings ripped.
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