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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Hayden Panettiere photo: Harriet Meadow
“Hayden Paniettere has recently been diagnosed with a strange illness that makes it so that she’s constantly on the verge of puking and shitting her pants, she craves ramen incessantly, and her nipples have exploded.”
(Editor’s Note: You mean she’s pregnant, then?)
First runner-up: Chaz
“Time was these nipples and one quick hummer would get me 5 carts full of groceries … Now it’s a 2 hour donkey-punch with the stock boys for a bag filled with Ramen. I’m really worried about this economy.”
Second runner-up: Malibou
“Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together.”
Congrats to Harriet Meadow! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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“Can you believe they pay me for this?”
Almost 30 and STILL wearing these outfits?! Even Britney knows it’s ridiculous.
See Dad ! My tampon string isn’t showing this time !
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Just in: Brittany spears craps on stage and its time for her stop wearing bikini’s on stage too
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We Really Do Love You Brittany Spears
[but don't you have enough money to stop giving these haters ammunition?]
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