Oct 18, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jayde Nicole photo: Monkeysuit
“This place gives me the creeps. Have you seen that bug-eyed floating head behind me?”

First runner-up: Harriet Meadow
(Woman on Right) – “Oh my god, the boobs on her *back* are even better!”

Second runner-up: Brittany
“Bitches in the back.”

Congrats to Monkeysuit! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

20 Responses to “Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. malibou says:

    Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together.

  2. phil says:

    think anyone will notice I smuggled two small pumpkins out in my shirt and a corn cob in my butt out of there?

  3. TraceyD says:

    Dang, now everyone knows I don’t have pretty nipple.

  4. Evie says:

    I went crazy at Saks and Dolce & Gabbana the other day – now I am going to be Ramen-Broke, which works out because starving myself is the only way I am going to fit into the Seven Jeans I just bought anyway.

  5. Daniel says:

    i really wish they would tell you who the person in the pic is because once again i have no idea who is this as the last 6 pics have been the same way

  6. Sarah says:

    “….if I had known how expensive these pumpkin stem nipple pasties were, I wouldn’t have to be eating all these oodles-of-noodles!”

  7. Dillon says:

    No bra and a shit ton of ramen, if only I were still in college too.

  8. Harriet Meadow says:

    Hayden Paniettere has recently been diagnosed with a strange illness that makes it so that she’s constantly on the verge of puking and shitting her pants, she craves ramen incessantly, and her nipples have exploded.

  9. SSS says:

    Uggg… Microwave lunch, easy off Boots, 3/4 off Pants and a bust out shirt, How much more ready can one be. Hurry home hon.

  10. Shy says:

    Nipples activated: Seek out 7ft, vagina-destroying, steroid-infused muscle lumps. Midget predilection optional.

  11. Chaz says:

    “Time was these nipples and one quick hummer would get me 5 carts full of groceries…. Now it’s a 2 hour donkey-punch with the stock boys for a bag filled with Ramen. I’m really worried about this economy.”

  12. doug says:

    caption for picture haloween is here for sure now!!!

  13. kevin says:

    is it cold out here or is it just the pumpkins in my shirt?

  14. Vuvu says:

    Damn, the smell out here scared the hell out of my nipples, Now where did I park the car?

  15. mdmike4 says:

    Must stop eating bean and cucumber burritos…must get home to my own crapper…

  16. E. Dunn says:

    “boy this people in there had a problem! The women kept giving me dirty looks and the stockboys wouldn’t let me leave the frozen food isle!”

  17. Ryan says:

    “Damn right I’m poor!! Have you even seen my movies!?”

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