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Oct 20, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you’ve ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.
Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly when she’s acting in independent films and not trying to be a vapid seductress all of the time. She’s an OK kid. But this commercial or whatever … my goodness, guys. It’s the height of laughability.
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Does anyone else see that she is an incredibly CRAPPY actress? She’s so bad! She looks all awkward and embarrassed, and her voice is SO masculine!
If you think her voice is masculine, you should hear mine. LOL
barf
Literally nothing about her is attractive. She sounds like a dude, and her mouth is odd, especially when she smiles and talks. Not cute
wow. she has beautiful lips and eyes (and figure I guess) but she in no way is capable of channeling an Italian actress of the 50′s — not with that nose. Oy…that was painful.
normally i like her voice but she didn’t pull it off here.
This is one of the most beautiful women in the world….I’m a black guy and I don’t really suffer from the white girl syndrome a of black men have, but ScarJo is just out of this world beautiful
Finally someone else who loves the smell of sunshine. Ya know what I mean?