Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Scarlett Johansson Loves Her Lips, Especially When They Say “M” Words

OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you’ve ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.

Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly when she’s acting in independent films and not trying to be a vapid seductress all of the time. She’s an OK kid. But this commercial or whatever … my goodness, guys. It’s the height of laughability.

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