Jack of all trades, master of none. Especially that whole singing thing, that’s mostly what I mean. Unless, of course, we’re talking about occasionally looking pretty and also being an expert walk-around-the-beach-in-granny-panties-er, then girlfriend’s got that down pat. And I think that’s OK. Everybody’s a special, talented flower in their own way. Even if they’re talented in choosing unflattering beachwear and talking about emitting glitter from their urethra. That’s a special talent that you don’t just learn overnight, you know.
Anyway, here’s your girl (or, in some cases, totally not your girl) Ke$ha, modeling the watches she’s been designing. That’s what she’s up to lately, in case you had that burning, itching curiosity about it (but maybe you should still be checked for that UTI; those things are bloody murder, I hear).