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Quotables: Ke$ha Talks Glitter, Gains Back Some Respect

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“It doesn’t go anywhere. I’ve tried to get it off, but then I just reapply, so it seems relatively pointless. After about the third show I ever played, I was like, ‘f*ck it.’ You might as well just learn to love it. I’ve found glitter anywhere a person could find glitter. I’ve choked on glitter. I found it behind the backs of my eyelids. Even in my food, in my beer. It clogs my shower after every show. There’s glitter in my piss. It’s so gross.”

Ke$ha, getting real about the magic of glitter and making me feel just a little better about her life.

I know I’ve told you about how much I love glitter, I know I have. For instance, I’ll go to Michael’s and buy tubes of glitter for decoration, like right now I have about ten little tubes of glitter just hanging out on my bookshelf like I’m some sort of drag queen/witch hybrid, and I love it. And that’s why I have such conflicting feelings for Ke$ha, because we’re so alike, but so, so different. Ke$ha is my doppelganger.