OK, I know that’s not really a *thing* around here, but maybe it should be, you know? I like feet. Not that I have any kind of weird fetish about them or anything, I just like being able to identify people by their feet, or their shoes. Sometimes, when I’m in a public bathroom stall and there’s someone next to me, I tend to make up stories about the person based solely on what their feet look like. The stories are especially vivid if they’re wearing flip flops or some other kind of open-toed shoe, because then it’s like looking directly into the wormhole of that person’s life, you know? Deep, deep shit.
Jump in to find out who’s rocking the veiny feet!
Yup, it’s Sarah Jessica Parker! SO GLAD I don’t wear heels, let alone shoes or socks, really ever, because according to experts, this is a direct result of years of stiletto wear. Or maybe it’s just God’s way of punishing a woman for wasting so much time hating her husband when DUH that’s why he invented divorce.