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Bristol Palin’s Bar Fight: “Is It Because You’re a Homosexual?”

Photo: Bristol Palin with Don Rickles on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, July 14, 2011

Let me clarify: the heckler was old and bald, but he was not actually Don Rickles (pictured).

Bristol Palin just wanted to have a quiet evening to herself—in the middle of a restaurant in West Hollywood, on a mechanical bull, taping her new reality TV show—and props to her, too, because I don’t think I’d be able to keep myself perched on a bucking robot like that.

Eventually she slips out of the saddle and lets herself flip off of the bull. Just as soon as she pulls herself upright, a voice calls out, loud and clear: “DID YOU RIDE LEVI LIKE THAT? YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!”

Hoohhhkay. Initially, I guessed that he was a plant, put there to demonstrate the Perils of Being Palin. Bristol smiles unwaveringly, but then she points at her heckler. (As in “Stay put, I’ll be along momentarily—to shred you.”) She smiles her way through the crowd (but denies a Saddle Ranch employee his high-five! Ha ha!), all while making a murderous beeline for Mr. Baldy Big-Mouth, who is waiting at the bar.

Video NSFW (language).

Bristol: “What’d you say?”

Man: “Your mother’s a f—king devil, dude.”

Bristol: “Oh, is she?”

Man: “Yeah, she’s the devil.”

Bristol: “What’d she do wrong.”

Man: “She lives. She breathes.”

Bristol: “You want her dead?”

Man: “Aw, you know what? If there was a hell, which I don’t believe there is one, she will be there.”

Bristol: “OK, why’s that.”

Man: “She’s evil, she’s evil—”

Bristol: “Or! Is it because you’re a homosexual?”

Man: “Pretty much!”

Bristol: “And that’s why you hate her.”

Man: “And why’d you say I’m a homosexual?”

Paparazzo: “WHOOPS!”

Bristol: “Because I can tell you are. That’s your gay boyfriend right there.”

Silent, eavesdropping hipster spins on barstool; becomes animated; looks like he might strangle her.

Bristol: “And that’s why you don’t like my mom!”

A crowd of well-wishers intervenes, and Bristol Palin seems like she’s going to make her exit. The heckler remarks that she doesn’t “look anything like Glen Rice”—an allusion to Sarah Palin’s rumored 1987 affair. Bristol snarks back as she walks off. Whoa. Thank God it’s all over, right?

WRONG. Cut to Bristol, possibly after ingesting some liquid resolve. She’s doing her impression of a swishy guy, snapping her fingers. Silent Hipster flips out.

Silent Hipster: “Sit down, b—ch!”

Man: “You’re f—king white trash from Wasilla! Your mother ran the city into a f—king grave. F—k you, you f—king b—ch!”

Hot Ex-Fratboy Producer puts distance between the snarling men and Palin. Someone shouts for Steve? Steve! Steve!

Idiotic Paparazzo: BRISTOL, WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!?!

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  • I don’t necessarily like the Palins but the man in the video is disgusting. I feel bad for them to have to put up with such nasty people.

  • now THAT’S television! however i will not break my self-imposed ban on any thing reality based for that piece of white trash.

  • Yeah, real tough guy, picking on a girl. You’d think at 47 years old, he’d not lower himself to the Palin level. No one asked his opinion. I’d have loved to have spit in his face and see what he’d do. Pussy.

    • The Saddle Ranch Chop House is a themed restaurant with a bar in it, so I figure patrons of all ages are welcome up through dinner hour. (When I was 18, some friends and I drove two hours to visit the Safe House, a chintzy spy-themed restaurant. When we got there, we were turned away, because dinner hour was booked solid and at night it would turn into more of a “club.” I have still never seen the inside of the Safe House.)

  • WOW, what a piece of shit. I can’t stand men who will be screaming in a little girl’s face like that, calling her a bitch. I’d bet a million dollars he would not of pulled the same thing on a guy, only on a little girl so he wouldn’t get his ass kicked. Fucking coward.

  • While i dont really agree with the comments she made about being gay. That dude is a pussy. I sure he wouldnt have run his mouth to a guy like that. If he would have he would have left with a couple last teeth. It may be worth me traveling there just to see if i can run into that pussy and punch his lights out.

  • For the girls if you could hear your self sound like a bunch of cunts ur no better then she is at lease she’s out in the open y’all are hiding behind a fucking key board.!! Fucking wiggers get a life.!! And for the guys “i should go over there and kick his ass that little queen would slap the taste out of your mouth. You all sound like you squat to pee. Fucking assholes get a life