“I’ll eat when I’m dead! If I eat, I can’t work.”

This, coming from a woman who drinks only Ensure supplements and Red Bull and calls it a day (no, seriously). The woman is Daphne Guinness, and she’s the heiress to the same-named beer franchise. She’s also a fashion designer, but unless you’re 6’3″ and wear a children’s size 14, you’re not invited. And I know she’s only forty-two, but she looks about sixty. I suppose that’s what happens when you avoid water, calories, fat, savory tastes, and anything that doesn’t taste like creamed chalk. Woo?

9 Responses to “Quotables: Some Heiress is Going to Tick Off a Lot of People With Her Anti-Eating Comments”

1. Señor Loco says:

   September 22, 2011 at 9:51 am

   She’s from Ireland, a country known by it’s own inhabitants as the “World’s Largest Mental Institution.”

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2. Harriet Meadow says:

   September 22, 2011 at 12:47 pm

   She needs to learn how to multitask. I can definitely eat and work at the same time. Of course, it’s possible that her excuse is bogus because she has a serious neurosis…

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3. Jade says:

   September 22, 2011 at 1:07 pm

   Wow, I seriously thought she was in her sixties. Icky!

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4. zelda fitzgerald says:

   September 22, 2011 at 2:14 pm

   the guinesses are anglo-irish – they’re not “from ireland”, they’d turn their noses up at any of the local celtic peasants.

   she’s a mitford granddaughter which goes some way to explaining the foot in the mouth issues.

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5. Jess says:

   September 22, 2011 at 3:27 pm

   And when she dies in 10 years from congestive heart, kidney, and/or liver failure, she may regret her current mindset.

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6. Jessica says:

   September 22, 2011 at 6:54 pm

   Ensure actually tastes good. Haha, sorry, I know that’s not the point of this post, but you know..just FYI.

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7. blasted1 says:

   September 22, 2011 at 11:08 pm

   …and here I thought it was just a rumor that Tinkerbell was a crackhead!

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8. little ca says:

   September 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm

   Well at least she’s not making an eating disorder look beautiful, she doesn’t look fragile she looks like a pensioner!

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9. John says:

   September 24, 2011 at 2:53 pm

   Holy shit…

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