Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!

9Quotables: Some Heiress is Going to Tick Off a Lot of People With Her Anti-Eating Comments

photo of skinny daphne guinness pictures photos

“I’ll eat when I’m dead! If I eat, I can’t work.”

This, coming from a woman who drinks only Ensure supplements and Red Bull and calls it a day (no, seriously). The woman is Daphne Guinness, and she’s the heiress to the same-named beer franchise. She’s also a fashion designer, but unless you’re 6’3″ and wear a children’s size 14, you’re not invited. And I know she’s only forty-two, but she looks about sixty. I suppose that’s what happens when you avoid water, calories, fat, savory tastes, and anything that doesn’t taste like creamed chalk. Woo?

September 22, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Uncategorized

9 Responses to “Quotables: Some Heiress is Going to Tick Off a Lot of People With Her Anti-Eating Comments”

  1. Señor Loco says:

    She’s from Ireland, a country known by it’s own inhabitants as the “World’s Largest Mental Institution.”

  2. Harriet Meadow says:

    She needs to learn how to multitask. I can definitely eat and work at the same time. Of course, it’s possible that her excuse is bogus because she has a serious neurosis…

  3. Jade says:

    Wow, I seriously thought she was in her sixties. Icky!

  4. zelda fitzgerald says:

    the guinesses are anglo-irish – they’re not “from ireland”, they’d turn their noses up at any of the local celtic peasants.

    she’s a mitford granddaughter which goes some way to explaining the foot in the mouth issues.

  5. Jess says:

    And when she dies in 10 years from congestive heart, kidney, and/or liver failure, she may regret her current mindset.

  6. Jessica says:

    Ensure actually tastes good. Haha, sorry, I know that’s not the point of this post, but you know..just FYI.

  7. blasted1 says:

    …and here I thought it was just a rumor that Tinkerbell was a crackhead!

  8. little ca says:

    Well at least she’s not making an eating disorder look beautiful, she doesn’t look fragile she looks like a pensioner!

  9. John says:

    Holy shit…

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.