Sep 20, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

Is there any real secret behind Leonardo DiCaprio‘s success as one of the biggest actors in recent film history? Well, as far as I’m concerned, no. He’s just chosen for/chooses good films. Does that make him an amazing, unrivaled actor? Well, no. I think it’s more than he’s been around, transcended the child-star thing, and has maintained longevity in big-name films.

But you’ve got to admit, these films do him well.

Also, that’s it. I’ve had it for today. There’s some big, creepy guy in a trucker hat drinking his coffee and sitting directly across from me in the lobby drinking his coffee when he could be sitting sixty feet to my left in the little cafe/eatery area WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING COFFEE. And he’s staring at me. And he needs a shower.

I love hotels.

12 Responses to “Leonardo DiCaprio’s J. Edgar Trailer”

  1. Chaz says:

    Move away from the lobby…. Just take my word, trucker hat guy is way creepier than you know. I’d be breaking about a million man-codes if I actually told you what he’s thinking, so I say again, move away from the lobby. On a side note, I remember listening to NPR and Kelsey Gramer was portraying J. Edgar. It was something like his 10th birthday & he was singing a song about being lonely ’cause he was a big,fat,fairy…. It was hilarious!!!

    • Jenn says:

      Oh, my God, Sarah!!!! I’m with Chaz! That is so scary!

      The last time I stayed at a hotel by myself (it was right by the ICU I needed to be at), I went to my car, really late at night, and someone had slipped a note under the windshield. I can’t find the photo I took of it, but it was terrifying. It was like, “I saw you pull in last night. Meet me at the pool at midnight.” YEAH, RIGHT.

      • Chaz says:

        Thats beyond what I was thinking Jenn, but scary as hell I’m sure. I was referring to something so steeped in man-code, we don’t even discuss it amongst ourselves. I refer you to the “dingus-dance.” there isnt a man alive who hasn’t danced naked in front of the mirror, completely convinced that if he were to dingus-dance in front of the fairer sex, that she, unrestrained, would immediately become a puddle like, quivering mass demanding to be taken at once. I will surely be kicked out of the club now I’ve let out this secret, I’m ok with that! It’s all part of me, quite honestly, being the embodiment of the 21st Century Renaissance Man!

      • Sarah says:

        LOL Seriously … That’s awful!

      • Chaz says:

        Seriously awful….. It’s funny, but the guy wearing a trucker hat,sporting a wife beater & pee stained Bvd’s actually thinks he has a shot at any woman on earth. Hope springs eternal in the male gonad! Ask your husband if I’m lying….

      • Sarah says:

        LOL @ the use of the word ‘gonad.’ The guy was majorly creepy. I’d texted my husband around 5:30 and said, ‘Yep, it’s time for you to come down to breakfast,’ Ha!

      • Chaz says:

        Sarah, did you ask your husband about “dingus-dance”, or would that be tmi? You’ve an opportunity to delve into the male psyche. C’mon, I triple-dog dare you…..

      • Sarah says:

        If that’s the dance from Silence of the Lambs where the dude’s wiener is stuffed between his legs, then yes, I’m quite familiar with it … lol

      • Chaz says:

        You didn’t ask…. Dingus-dance is more freeform….think disco meets the Watusi/jerk/monkey/swim with various muscle man poses thrown in for dramatic flair. As far as the wiener tuck….maybe your husband just wanted to feel pretty. It’s hard being pretty with dangle-nads!!!

  2. Señor Loco says:

    DiCaprio holds his own, I’ve got to give him that. While he might not have been the best choice to play Hoover, it looks like he’s doing the best he knows how in the role.

  3. Jenn says:

    Oh, my God, Sarah!!!! I’m with Chaz! That is so scary!

    The last time I stayed at a hotel by myself (it was right by the ICU I needed to be at), I went to my car, really late at night, and someone had slipped a note under the windshield. I can’t find the photo I took of it, but it was terrifying. It was like, “I saw you pull in last night. Meet me at the pool at midnight.” YEAH, RIGHT.

  4. ...nick... says:

    Yes That is So scary .I’m with you jenn

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