Today's Evil Beet Gossip

WOO AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS A NEW VIDEO, RAWKERS

Sorry, that was the best I could do in hiding my general disdain and distaste for Avril Lavigne. I didn’t like her back when Sk8er Boi was cool, and I didn’t like her when she married Deryck Whibley, and I don’t like her now that she’s still hanging on to her Sk8er Boi-theme and dating Brody Jenner, or pinching her ex-husband’s penis through his Speedo on rented yachts or whatever she’s doing lately.

Go away, Avril, seriously. Your Batboy face, excessive eyeliner, and poorly-autotuned yodely voice have been way over for awhile.

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  • She does have ultra-skin though. You can see why ProActiv hired her.

    *shrug* other than that she just seems kinda empty, like there is nothing there. Her songs have no emotion, her face has no emotion. Her eyes have no soul.

    The song sucked. I couldn’t listen to more than 1:12 of it.

    Oh, and the video sucked too. Dark, leaf-strewn, out of focus, close up and full shot crap is like 20 years old at this point.

  • Agree on all counts. Cant stand Avril. It is like she is perpetually stuck at age 16. Oh look at me I am so rebellious, I said SHIT and set a flower on fire. Ooh watch me bathe with my clothes on while my hideously applied eyeliner runs all over the place.

    She is like a bad emo poem.