Sep 11, 2011 at 05:57 am by Jenn

From Ali Lohan's Next Modeling porfolio

From Ali Lohan’s Next Modeling porfolio

13 Responses to “Quotables: Ali Lohan Has “the Perfect Look””

  1. mama said knock you out says:

    mama lohan needs a new paycheck with linds out of the game! poor ali.

  2. lethermank says:

    God, what is wrong with this family? This poor girl needs an education, not a modeling “career.”

  3. .... Nick .... says:

    She looks avrege

  4. Lewis says:

    Poor as her sister

  5. Kelly says:

    I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man

  6. L says:

    The thinnest model I know is a little under 32-24-32… And at 5’5″ she is disgustingly thin. At 5’8.5″ I may actually throw up.

  7. Kaene says:

    Some thing look like her sister.

  8. Angry Pirate says:

    Wow. She’s rail thin. With size 8 clompers (not Paris’ size 12′s though), at least she can say “feets don’t fail meh now!”

    And, man, she looks older than me! (And I’m ancient compared to you guys, prolly.)

    And poor girl could use some ejumacation not a moddlin contract. She’s average and lacks the ‘shock’ factor or exotic looks of many other models. Although, she obviously couldn’t be a runway model anyway. She’s too short.

  9. Beet Czar says:

    Just not attractive, don’t care who she is… before she went on whatever disorder diet she went on, she had a great look… just don’t get this one.

  10. Angry Pirate says:

    Oh, and if you are so inclined to follow the link in the first post (to Next | Model), wow.

    A legion of vacant open-mouthed UNICEF children in silly outfits await you. If it weren’t tragic and sad it’d be hilarious.

  11. mireee says:

    European look? We accept no responsibility, people! We don’t look like she does! And she needs to eat.

Leave a Reply

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.