Hell no. I refuse to believe they don’t make them. I mean, we’re taking about Victoria Beckham, ffs. If Posh Spice deigns Louboutin should make teeny tiny stilettos for newborns, it’s just one of those things, you know?
Snark and ridiculousness aside (it’s hard, but I’m going to try), little Harper Seven is a chunky, adorable little cherub who looks just like Daddy David Beckham and I just love her.