Aug 28, 2011 at 08:30 am by Jenn

A photo of LeAnn Rimes in a tiny pink bikini

Is this normal? I think I go to the beach once, maybe twice a year, yet every photo I’ve ever seen of LeAnn Rimes has seemingly been of the country star either at the beach or poolside. That isn’t healthy, right?

Another thing that is utterly foreign to me: tassels on a bikini. (See them? They’re on her lower half.)

What are those, even? Is that an actual fashion trend? Do the tassels serve a legitimate function? Is there a danger of her pink skivvies randomly flying off her tiny body? Are the tassels themselves keeping her underoos tied on?

Maybe I ask too many questions.

Images via Radar

5 Responses to “LeAnn Rimes Celebrates Her 29th Birthday at the Beach”

  1. justthinkin' says:

    Maybe they are to convince any lurking jellyfish she’s not small enough to eat yet.

  2. mama said knock you out says:

    good gawd those tiny fake tits are whore-endous.

  3. pfff says:

    apart from the bobs (that look like they are in some kind of feud, as far away from each other as possible) she has a bangin’ body! and if i could i’d be at the beach all day long, so i dont see how there’s anything wrong with that.

  4. She lost a lot of weight FAST… I wonder how…

  5. CbabyRKO says:

    Her boobs are absolutely awful! Yuck she needs to do something about them awkward boobs!

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