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Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of seal and heidi klum on the beach seal penis picsIt’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes photo: Ramon
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right baby, this is snake charming in reverse.”

First runner-up: Dillon
“Only those with thetan counts high enough can call themselves worthy of the presence of lord xenu. Tom’s and Katie’s were high enough that they got to have a threesome.”

Second runner-up: nicole peach
“Oh, this giant mutant tit is so, so, sweet of you Tom. You’ve surpassed yourself. Was it a Xenu perk? … But can I please please now zap this paparazzo with my new Thetan lazer eye-wear…? My gift for ‘getting clear.’ Please Tom, lemme, lemme!”

Congrats to Ramon! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

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