It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Hugh Jackman photo: Susan
“You think I can’t dance a jig?! I’LL SHOW YOU A JIG BITCHES!”
First runner-up: Dillon
“And that’s when I knew I was going to die coming down the zipline unless I kicked Oprah like this!”
Second runner-up: Daniel
“Rhe hell did you say? I kick you with my leg stub.”
Congrats to Susan! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
You want him to touch me where???
Fuck you
This isn’t a suggested comment, but HOLY F*CK.
Moist
Honey, this giant mutant tit from Mars is the sweetest thing you’ve ever got me… Oh look! A paparazzo… You want I should zap him with the eye lazer-blaster implants you gave me for Xmas?
(Not to be included in the caption: I don’t know what that thing in the car between them is… but my glasses broke so it really does look like a giant mutant tit to me…)
“Meanwhile, in Charles Manson’s hideaway Rolls Royce, Chris Brown makes himself at home.”
Brains….want brains…brrraaiiiinnns
“Did Zenu order you to get that design shaved into your head?”
Holy crap, Tom…Zenu is brown.
I’ll take a pound of you best purple haze, and my wife well she wants the heroin, and I heard you also give out needles as well. She really needs it dog.”
You mean to tell me that this ISN’T Jason Schwartzman?
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right baby, this is snake charming in reverse.”
“he just a picture of us. now everyone’s gonna know we had a black guy in the car”
Looks like you two are busted…and your dealer too.
Guess who was the in the middle of that Eiffel Tower. Answer: Not her.
Look at the size of his dick!
(Her) I told you my dick was bigger than both of yours!!!!!
Ummmm!!!!! Dark meat, it’s what’s for dinner!!!!
Wanna place a bet on my crab race?
So do you think penacilian will take care of this?
are you sure?
why you did not reply?
your ugly…….talk to your self!
Only those with thetan counts high enough can call themselves worthy of the presence of lord xenu. Tom’s and Katie’s were high enough that they got to have a threesome.
Tom and Katie just found out the world record is 13 inches.
Look out, Bill & Sookeh!!!!Guess who’s replacing you on Season 5 of True Blood?!?!
Sarah, can I edit my entry… not happy with it…. Nicole
Sure, Nicole. Just add another one. :)
U.F.O. landing on Nazca Lines.
Oh NO,now they will all know we get high!!And with a BLACK man? OH NO,the ratings!!!!!!
Oh, this giant mutant tit is so, so, sweet of you Tom. You’ve surpassed yourself. Was it a Xenu perk?
But can I please please now zap this paparazzo with my new Thetan lazer eye-wear…? My gift for “getting clear.” Please Tom, lemme, lemme!
Sarah… I had no idea I could be such a bitch… But I knew guys in Scientology and it was, to say the least, a really bad deal/ scam/ and not easy to extricate yourself from… As if you were going to be damned to hell for simply changing your mind… And wanting to explore something more….
Tom and the walking Dead.
“I’m paying you good money- now suck it bitch!”
Look at me when I talk to you BITCH!!!!!
we asked him to try and hide…
O.K. I got the shot now you can slow the limo down. Hey he’s turning onto the freeway. Noooooo, Ohooooo, Noooooo. Waaaiiiiittt. Let me off the car. Heeelllpppp. Heellllppp.