“Why would you say that, Sarah?” Isn’t that what you’re thinking? You’re thinking about Hilary Duff and her perfectly lovely figure wearing what appears to be a perfectly lovely, non-descript black swimsuit whilst lounging by the pool in the hot summer sun without any room for criticisms, aren’t you? Well, you’re half right – Hilary Duff does have a perfectly lovely figure and the suit is a perfectly lovely suit – from the FRONT. (I guess that’d make you three-quarters right, but I have always, always sucked math’s long, complicated dong.)
Anyway, when girlfriend turns around, wait for it, wait for it – BAM. Swamp Thing’s got its gnarly, slimy tentacle-like fingers all over girlfriend’s back.
Not only is it way scary-looking, but I have positively no doubts as to the heinous tan lines that top must leave. Like, can you even imagine?