Kyra Sedgwick! What Have They Done to You?!
Aug 01, 2011 at 09:30 am by Jenn

Kyra Sedgwick in a promo still for 'The Closer'

Image via The Closer on Facebook

You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)

And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?

Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all—and, granted, you might have to adjust your monitor a little to see this—what has the artist done to Kyra’s dress? Specifically, in the bosom area: it’s as if someone painted two errant jockstraps where boobs would go.

Seriously. Look again. THIS IS A BREACH OF HUMAN ANATOMY.

The Closer is in its seventh, and final, season.

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5 Responses to “Kyra Sedgwick! What Have They Done to You?!”

  1. Tina says:
    August 1, 2011 at 9:34 am

    It’s a collar on the dress. lol

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  2. Anonymous says:
    August 1, 2011 at 9:38 am

    i really like how you write (being a newbie) but are u being sarcastic? shes gorge, always has been… shes been the bacon lady for some time, thats gotta count for somethin haha

    r.i.p amy xxx

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    • Jenn says:
      August 1, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      Sarcastic? About Kyra? No way; my love is real. But more to the point, I am genuinely disturbed by TNT’s need to turn my favorite 45-year-old hellcat into a scary paper doll.

      Reply
  3. saaaaaaaam says:
    August 1, 2011 at 10:53 am

    she’s fuckin annoying

    Reply
  4. evilbeetdouche says:
    August 1, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Her pixels have all been removed.

    Reply

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