Kyra Sedgwick! What Have They Done to You?!
Aug 01, 2011 at 09:30 am by Jenn

Kyra Sedgwick in a promo still for 'The Closer'

Image via The Closer on Facebook

You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)

And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?

Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all—and, granted, you might have to adjust your monitor a little to see this—what has the artist done to Kyra’s dress? Specifically, in the bosom area: it’s as if someone painted two errant jockstraps where boobs would go.

Seriously. Look again. THIS IS A BREACH OF HUMAN ANATOMY.

The Closer is in its seventh, and final, season.

Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Taken for a Ride
Dec 30, 2008 at 04:18 pm by Wendie

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Kevin Bacon’s rep, Allen Eichorn, confirms that his client and wife Kyra Sedgwick are victims of Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi scheme.  There have been rumors that they lost everything except their checking account.  Normally, I’d find that hard to believe.  Bacon was smart enough not to make a Footloose 2 and I’d like to think he’d be smart enough to not entrust his fortune to any one human being.   Eichorn responded to the rumors by saying  “Please, let’s not speculate or rely on hearsay.”  Seriously, that doesn’t sound too reassuring.