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I’m Really Not Sure What Weston Cage is Doing

photo of weston cage doing martial arts pictures photos

I mean, it’s kind of apparent that he’s demonstrating his sick martial arts prowess, but … after that, I’m kind of at a loss for words. Is he trying to break into the film business? Replace Jackie Chan or Jet Li maybe? Get himself, I don’t know, committed so he doesn’t have to shoulder the responsibility of fathering an equally-crazy bitch’s unborn child? All I know for sure is that this is one unstable dude. Anyone who pops off at a moment’s notice, shows ever-present (?) paparazzi their tattoos and karate skills just can’t be completely with it all the time, I’m sorry.

Crazy or not, though, he sure does have some pretty moves.

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  • Isn’t he the same douche that was on Youtube getting his ass kicked by his “teacher / bodyguard”? Bet he’ll be really tough in the octagon against a real cage fighter.

  • Wow, from the back he looks like this pre-op transtesticle named “Molly”, who sometimes would come into the bar I worked at in Oregon. Molly was quite the dancing fool….