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Nicolas Cage’s Son, Weston, Shaves His Head, Roundhouse-Kicks Some More People

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I don’t know why, but I just cannot – for the life of me – remember Nicolas Cage’s son’s name without having to Google it. Weston. WESTON. It’s not like it’s a terribly common name in Hollywood, so it bugs the hell out of me when my brain just completely switches off and says, “No frigging way, you’re not talking about him again.” I mean, the nerve, you know?

Anyway, here’s some recent, back-together, totally-not-crazy photos of WESTON CAGE and his wife, Nikki, and not only has he gone and shaved his Marilyn Manson hair, he’s attacked his eyebrows, too. And indulged in an entire vat of self-tanner.

Thanks, WESTON, for the completely-not-weird-or-cringingly-inappropriate karate demonstration. It reinforced my faith that you’re a totally sane, normal, run-of-the-mill kiddo – you’re just a little misunderstood is all.

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  • It’s a mindbendingly awesome demo of his badassness to be sure. He didn’t even to have to let go of his cigarette…

  • Weston is super badass. He has nice dance shoes too. He’s like one of those guys who watches any of those horrible Bruce Lee movies, reads deeply in to their plots and the expressions of Bruce Lee’s face; and gets it. Honestly this guy gives me the fucking jeebies: Look at his eyes; guy’s insane fer sure. And why are his lips blue? I’m saying, this guy may already be dead. Here’s my prediction: He will a) commit a bizarre ninja-styled assault, or b) commit a gothic-styled wannabe Crow murder against some publicly unforseen dark underground force (which in reality is the wanton murder of a sad homeless person).

  • Who the hell is this guy………??? Since i don’t know him hes obviously not important. But he did come straight from a medieval barbarian movie it looks like.

  • Just goes to demonstrate that you can look any way you want when Daddy pays all your bills. There’s a job op for a personal stylist for sure, and if the result of having hired one already…use paper money the next time.