Jul 12, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

photo of eddie cibrian and leann rimes grabbing his penis pictures photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Tyra Banks photo: Tomatolove12
“John (thinking): PLEASE let her be wearing a flattering swimsuit this time.”

First runner-up: Sarah
“…and then Billy Bob walked up to Dwight Yoakam with that lawnmower blade, and….”

Second runner-up: Megan
“Oops! I dropped my burrito. Oh it’s in that guy’s pants. I’m just gonna bend down and grab this…”

Congrats to Tomatolove12! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

24 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo”

  1. magpie says:

    I use fashion tape to keep my hand here because her butt no longer helps.

  2. Chuck says:

    “My left hand is permanently cramped in this position ’cause he takes forever to come.”

  3. Andy says:

    I think its great that she lost all that weight. Now I can use her legs as toothpicks after I go down on her.

  4. Lemacl says:

    “Think I’m too skinny and small? check out whats in here..”

  5. arthur says:

    stop!!!!!!!!!! what if my mom sees this. This is whats going to make you famous again work with me here will ya.

  6. arthur says:

    Want to see why i cheated on my ex/husband with this guy.

  7. ElleGin says:

    Ding Dong, anybody home?

  8. Daniel says:

    oh are we taking the picture now. damn it. sorry i just cant stop touching it

  9. miguel says:

    Now who’s laughing at my shake weight workouts?

  10. miguel says:

    “I got the whole world, in my hands, I got the whole wide world, in my hands”.

  11. Dillon says:

    Sometimes living with him can be a real “handful” if you know what I mean.

  12. Harriet Meadow says:

    “Oh my god, I’m so hungry.” “Leann, shut up and smile for the camera.” “Okay, just GIMME SOME OF THAT SAUSAGE!”

  13. Terri says:

    Cover photo, next CD: “Goodness gracious, Great Balls of fire!!”

  14. just krame says:

    I’ve spanked her.

  15. Andy says:

    Do you want to see what he doesn’t have in common with Joe Jonas?

  16. I’m about to meet his “little friend”.

  17. Vendicus says:

    Did this chick really just take my wallet???At least her grabbing my zipper is one way of saying i already paid for it.

  18. nan says:

    i stole my man and keep him with my hand!

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  22. Angie says:

    Such a small handfull…no wonder ex-wife gave him to Leann.

  23. Traffix says:

    Maybe you won’t notice my ugly horse face if I put my hand uhm…. here.

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