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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s January Jones photo: Jocelyn
“OCEAN BAD! SCARE FRANKENDUNST!!” Walker lady says, “It’s ok, I’ve got your phone and booze right here.”
First runner-up: taBItha
“Haha. And get this … Lindsay was like ‘Omg …the flash from the camera made me walk like this.”
Second runner-up: Effie
“Jones: Oh! I think my water just broke!
Her Assistant: Pretty sure that’s the ocean … but i’ve got your mom on speed-dial and a Bellini just in case!”
Congrats to Jocelyn! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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Baby’s Sex Revealed: Snooki’s Having a …
i think that a girl would be best because ever one wants to have a girl i no i would plus a boy would be good to because there would be a boy to take out the trash n all that n not so much drama as a girl -
Surprise: More Inappropriate Photos of Courtney Stodden!
this isn;t something new that happens all the time—xxxxooo -
Kanye West Wants Kris Jenner to Stop with The Plastic Surgery
Oh kanye ! You silly egomaniac man child….if she doesn’t hack away at her face ..how else will the people be entertained?
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YESSSS!! **air humpy moves** :-)
“Do I hear thunder?”
“…and then Billy Bob walked up to Dwight Yoakam with that lawnmower blade, and….”
Surprise. It’s not Kim Kardashian after all!
…three…two…one…PIGGYBACK RIDE!
Dumps like a truck… truck… truck.
“Fi-Thigh-Foe-Fum,
I smell the blood of a this man’s dong,
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I’ll grind his bone for some bread!”
*insert whatever sound godzilla makes*
“Don’t look now, but there’s a creature behind you whose thighs rival historically giant sequoias. That cross will not protect you from its wrath.”
Ima hit this mothafucka, and the Ima eat him!
Oops! I dropped my burrito. Oh it’s in that guy’s pants. I’m just gonna bend down and grab this…
“Nigga, I told you your head was empty!” Floss goes in one ear, and out the other….. ” Bitch you still fat, I don’t need a brain to figure that out.”
IMMA SLAP THE CLILD SUPPORT OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
fat ass about to fall me aint she
Me want fooooood!
There she Blows!!
Look behind you ! it is The Loch Ness Monster
Oh, I thought they would be saggy enough to touch his head!
“John (thinking): PLEASE let her be wearing a flattering swimsuit this time.”
Who the fuck is this!? It’s terrifying!
“Not now sweetheart…I’m watching some really hot chick walk by..She kind of looks like you used to.”
BAD LUCK FOR MAN
OMG, my ass is broader than your shoulders.