Oh Jordan Knight. Let go of this business. It was cool that the New Kids came back for a minute, but this whole “let’s do a tour and allow our sweaty, premenopausal female fans grind up on us” is kind of embarrassing for everyone.
And Donnie Wahlberg? I’m sorry, I just can’t take the guy who played the “freak” in Sixth Sense as a serious rapper. All I can see is the dude standing in his stained tighty-whities, murmuring “Do you know why you’re afraid when you’re alone? I do. I do.”