Jun 30, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

Oh Jordan Knight. Let go of this business. It was cool that the New Kids came back for a minute, but this whole “let’s do a tour and allow our sweaty, premenopausal female fans grind up on us” is kind of embarrassing for everyone.

And Donnie Wahlberg? I’m sorry, I just can’t take the guy who played the “freak” in Sixth Sense as a serious rapper. All I can see is the dude standing in his stained tighty-whities, murmuring “Do you know why you’re afraid when you’re alone? I do. I do.”

One Response to “Jordan Knight Says THIS is Going to be the Summer Anthem of 2011”

  1. adair says:

    while I don’t think this will be the song of any summer, it wasn’t bad. I guess I will always have love for NKOTB (especially Donnie!)
    BTW did you see him in Dreamcatcher?

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