Stars Are Just Like Us: Halle Berry Checks Her Lettuce for Bugs
Jun 23, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

photo of halle berry pictures at whole foods lettuce shopping pics

She’s not actually checking that lettuce for bugs, though – she’s hurling demeaning epithets at it with her demon eyes. Or at the very least, trying to project some of her self-proclaimed daddy-issue self-loathing onto it so she feels better about herself. There’s a reason girlfriend’s called “Halle Scary,” you know.

Let’s be real: Halle Berry has never been known to be as stable as a lot of the kids in Hollywood, so let’s not pretend like everything she does is this serene, zenned-out BS just because she’s wearing a shirt depicting peaceful birds all up on it.

FUCK YOU, TOMATO.

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One Response to “Stars Are Just Like Us: Halle Berry Checks Her Lettuce for Bugs”

  1. KOOOL GUY! says:
    June 30, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    happy early 4thy of july!!lcheerssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!1,TO THE BEAUTIFUL”"MRS HAIL BERRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”””<<yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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